Jasmine Waltz had a sexy mugshot

By brendon October 14, 2010 @ 10:43 AM

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Jasmine Waltz, the girl who started dating David Arquette after he and Courteney Cox quietly separated about a month ago, is on the verge of being arrested for stealing my heart, by the love police, and hopefully her mugshot will be as hot as the one she took in 2000 (full size here) after being arrested in Orange County, Florida, for, “possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis.”

It was a misdemeanor and she pled no contest, but it’s nice to know that this hot bitch likes to party. Girls will let you do anything you want to them when they’re high. Even more so if you have a gun.

(source = splash news online)

(64) Comments

  1. RemSteale 10/14/2010 10:45

    Still quite cute without make up

  2. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/14/2010 10:47

    she also has retarded eyebrows. BITCHES, LISTEN UP!!!! this penciled in shaven eyebrow look is ugly and stupid, and makes you look like an idiot. Don’t fucking do it.

    that being said, I hope you all had a pleasant morning

  3. MisterD 10/14/2010 10:48

    *yawn* it does leave though, lots of room between the eye and the hair to drop a load though Dirt *yawn*
    Fuck this is one boring up

  4. RemSteale 10/14/2010 10:48

    Better than tattooed eyebrows, those things are just fucking stupid

  5. pepperjr. 10/14/2010 10:49

    Who cares about the fucking eyebrows….LOOK AT HER MOUTH……!!!

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/14/2010 10:49

    well im glad she’s hired PR people to help make her famous for taking cock insertion from a married man. Let make another whore famous, for fucking marred men and being a no-name whore.

  7. pepperjr. 10/14/2010 10:50

    I’ll leave the Tits foe Watt or Scum…

  8. Watt 10/14/2010 10:51

    who?

  9. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/14/2010 10:51

    only difference between that mouth, and the mouth of the prozzie on the corner, is that this whore had the money to get penicillin sprinkled on her dick to mouth sores, and the street prozzie just lets them fester.

  10. pepperjr. 10/14/2010 10:54

    DDM…don’t hold back my friend…let it all out before lunch time…..later we can all gather and sing Kumbaya….

  11. rokan 10/14/2010 10:54

    20 grams?

    That’s a nice little bag.

  12. pepperjr. 10/14/2010 10:57

    Rokan, be a doll and close the door before Puppet walks in?

  13. Tom Foolery 10/14/2010 10:58

    Face is ok, nice eyes and of course she has nice lips. Always wanted to F with chicks with fake eyebrows, changing them around while the roach is passed out to make them look like The Rock

  14. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/14/2010 10:59

    i have shit cramps, and its making me cranky. Where is puppet? come back so you can tell me to make you a drink and i can put my foot up your ass, using only words and slick grammar as lube?

  15. SomeoneluvsU 10/14/2010 10:59

    Did she get the herp from sucking Arquette or licking Hitlon?

  16. RemSteale 10/14/2010 11:04

    She licked Hilton?

  17. mikey the retard 10/14/2010 11:05

    mr puppet touched my secret place

  18. The Puppet 10/14/2010 11:07

    @Dirty Dirt McGirk, go ahead and make my day!
    Make me a drink and add a slice of lime this time?

  19. The Puppet 10/14/2010 11:08

    @Watt, you pathetic individual. You and your worthless links.

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