Jessica Alba is the cover-girl for this months British GQ, and since the only way they can get popular actresses to pose for slutty pictures is by also talking to them, they interview her too.
When asked about her parents and conservative upbringing, Alba says, “I wasn’t even allowed to show my stomach in my house when I was growing up - my parents were very strict.”
Was she a fat kid? Because no one wants to look at a little fatty. At least that’s what my dad would write on my bathroom mirror, and say before closing the sauna door and locking me inside.
Hey now!
funkin’ a. a. a. ALBA. makes me happy.
Dirty wetback!
I bet her clam smells like vanilla.
I bet her clam smells like Spermicide…..
I bet her clam smells like Cherry Cola.
C-O-L-A . . . . COLA!
What is about Alba again we find hot? There are hundreds of hotter latinas on TV and at the mall. What excactly is it that is supposed to make her all that? Ohhh yeah, media hype and marketing. Bleh… my bid tittied latina wife is hotter.
Mr. D,
Your wife is taking bids on her tits?
Looks like her clam is wearing a jock strap in the banner.
Looks like they put a Toe plastic cap over her clam….
Conservative parents: 0
My penis: 1
I second that. And what I love about her is how she always tries to not be looked at as a sex object (not going nude for Sin City OR Machete) yet I can’t think of ONE movie where the only reason she wasn’t there was to simply BE sexy. Into the blue for example. Was there ANY reason anyone would watch that for any reason besides seeing her in a bathing suit for 90 minutes?
She talks about her parents being strict with her, while at the same time in an interview for a magazine cover she did where she was topless a while back, she said that she would only do it if the underwear she wore were boy shorts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-3nOLTI26U&feature=player_embedded
Cheer up Emo Alba.
nothing funnier then a Hollywood whore, pretending to NOT be a whore.
nothing un-funnier then an unfunny writer TRYING to be funny……..
MSN reports today that these are the six worst things you can say to a guy.
1 )”You’re so much better than all the other jerks I’ve dated.”
2) “Can you really afford that?”
3) “So we’re running a little late. Relax.”
4) “He’s a great guy — you should be friends with him.”
5) “She made me promise not to tell, but…”
6) “Don’t be silly — I haven’t done that in ages.”
Are you fucking kidding me?
Here’s the way the list should read
1) Its not your fault. I just don’t have orgasms
2) No that’s not herpes
3) Did i tell you it was ok to touch my asshole?
4) No, you can’t come in my mouth
5) You have big hands, so I thought your dick would be bigger.
6) I’m late.
watt, that was great “i’ve got dicks she hasn’t even found yet!” hahah thx.
If I can’t bust a nut in a chick’s mouth, I’m not taking her to dinner.
Don’t say we never do anything for you Rem, and strict Mexican-american parents in SoCal thats a first
Rokan- tig bitty- you knew what I meant.