Johnny Depp is one of the few people in Hollywood that you never ever hear anything bad about in any way. He’s talented, he’s humble, he works hard, and he does things like tip waiters $4,000.
So what did Mr. Wonderful do this time? Oh nothing. Just showed up unannounced in a little girls classroom, in full character as Capt. Jack Sparrow, after she wrote him a letter asking for help staging a ‘mutiny’ against the teachers. The Daily Mail says…
The school was told just ten minutes before that Depp would be arriving and two blacked-out cars swept through the school gates.
An onlooker said she heard the most ‘incredible screams of joy’ as the actor, in full make-up, then entered the school.
In an interview on London Tonight after the visit, Beatrice revealed what she had written in the letter to the star - or rather his salty seadog alter ego.
She said: ‘Captain Jack Sparrow, At Meridian Primary School, we are a bunch of budding young pirates and we were having a bit of trouble mutiny-ing against the teachers, and we’d love if you could come and help.
‘Beatrice Delap, aged nine, a budding pirate.’
She said that she was then asked by the star to make herself known from the assembled pupils once he arrived, and gave her a cuddle.
Beatrice marvelled: ‘He gave me a hug and he said, “Maybe we shouldn’t mutiny today ‘cos there are police outside monitoring me.”‘
When his daughter was sick in 2007, with a rather serious blood disease after stepping on a rusty nail, Depp would go to the hospital as Sparrow, in full character then too, and read books to groups of kids for hours at a time. And after she recovered, he went back to the hospital, completely unannounced, and gave them 2 million dollars.
In other words, this guy is a real jerk. He needs to knock this shit off before every girl on earth starts thinking their boyfriend should be like Johnny Depp. I need a good Chris Brown story right now to balance things out. Maybe I don’t go read stories to sick children, but I didn’t punch a girl in the face 40 times either, so overall, if you look at the big picture, I think I’m still doin ok.
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Depp could get deported out of Hollywood if he keeps that shit up.
OK I admit, that was lame, but after seeing what I’m pretty sure was Don Kings head coming out of Demi Moore’s Puss, My brain is just fried
I met Depp while skiing in Whistler back in 1989 when he was only known for 21 Jump Street. Had a beer at the Listel Pub!
Was a nice guy then too. Glad to see Fame didn’t turn him into a total asshat. (although he need to drop that loser Tim Burton!!)
Love. Johnny. Depp.
He’s the fucking man.
If you haven’t seen the bonus features with Johnny reading letters of correspondence with Hunter S Thompson as he prepares to descend into filming Fear and Loathing .. You really must … It’s amazing.
They say nice guys finish last……
…my wife always finishes first….so I’m a “nice” guy too!
Oh ya, they are only on the ‘Criterion Collection’ Version of the film.
Very much worth the buy.
One of the audio features is Hunter getting hammered on scotch and discussing things in general with two women in a studio while the movie plays … Sometimes he’s talking about the film .. Most of the time, not. The only part of the track that’s consistent is the sound of ice tinkling in his frequently re-poured drinks .. That, and the poignant Johhny D interviews are a thing of beauty.
Kind of makes you realize their is still some good in the world.
Well that and the ass of that teen aged dirty slut in Mac-Daddy’s avi …
Any word on a price for some of her soiled panties?
It’s a shame that I don’t care for most of his movies (Fear and Loathing being the exception).
mac: don king . funnnnnnnnnnny.
hls: i will retrieve the criterion collection film.
depp is from kentucky and so is muhammed ali, skeeter davis (is that zombie’s cousin?) and abe lincoln.
abe lincoln and george bush are the only presidents to suspend habeas corpus.
i sure wish demi shaved back then.
I’ve got a turtle-head poking out
from your own bush?
what a swell fellow.
As long as he doesn’t try that shit over here in the good ol U S of FUCKIN A! Kids these days are already turnging into huge pussies, we don’t need this nancy-boy over here speeding up the process.
Speaking of huge pussies, anyone check out that Demi post? Yikes!
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“Loathing” is his best work. He should have been nominated, Benicio Del Toro should have won an Oscar. The Pirates movies suck but it’s cool that they made him rich. “‘
“Clean your shorts! Come on now, like a big boy!”
“Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it’s also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like “Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?” and Paulie says “Forget about it!” Sometimes it just means forget about it.” ~ Donnie Brasco
“And cut! Print. We’re moving on. That was perfect.” ~ Ed Wood
“The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance. ” ~ George in Blow
The dude did some cool shit … Ya gotta admit.