Kelly Brook is great, and Playboy is great, and yet somehow Kelly Brook in Playboy was not great. Except for this picture. And this one. I can’t post more because, instead of thanking me for helping to get the word out about their magazine, Playboy actually yells at me. Oh I know right!
Luckily, she’s done an all new naked photo shoot, and now it’s game on. If i were ever around Kelly and someone gave her a shirt and told her to put it on, I would punch that person right in the face.
(NSFW WARNING - there be monsters past this point. monster titties that is!)



















So so HOT!
Nope,
She’s all dirty now.
I’d hit it
titties! Although I still prefer the titties on Rem’s avi.
She’s got some very chew-able nipples, if I do say so myself.
I once fucked a girl with sand all over her.
Once it get up her clam, you might as well throw her back.
You’d be better off ramming your cock in an SOS pad.
She’s a good girl for taking these pictures
Rokan,
You say that like fucking a brillo pad is a bad thing, you racist.
Horray for Boobies!
Now that Bosley is dead,
Who is going to take care of all the bald people?
Does that mean Fonzie is going to quit fucking Mrs C over the garage and move into the master bedroom?
You all knew he was fucking her, right?
Ever since they entered the ballroom dance competition, he was drilling her ass like a longshoreman.
Fucking an SoS pad- is that a new one, or one all greasy and used?
this is not amusing to me - pepper you like thai boys - sand is the enemy in engines and in sex
Mister D,
You want to wet them a bit to get the foam going, then throw a few of them in an old sweat sock and Wallah!
Right, like I am the only one who’s done that.
Where is DB when you need him?
WOW, I think this chick has the most perfect body ever created. I would cut off my pinky just to shake those knockers for 45 seconds.
Sandy, that waitress I was seeing lost her desire for me……
She’s hot and all but her boobs are NOT that big. I forget what it always says her boob size is on here but these look like C’s at the most.
New up, with Granny pants
hmm…i thought you people were supposed to be more amusing
listen here eddie murphy, you’re just not funny anymore. go fuck yourself in the ass with microwaved pepperidge farms sausage…..