Lindsay Lohan could get up to a year in jail

Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab since September 28th, all part of her little routine that she does before every court date to trick the judge into thinking she’s changed, and it has been great. Finally, we could go online and not see her stupid freckly face on every website.

That all ends Friday, when she’s due back in front of Judge Elden Fox for violating probation. But with any luck it starts again Friday too, because he’s the same hard ass who ordered her to rot in a cell until her court date, and on Friday, he could send her away for an entire year.

A source close to the actress, 24, told Radar: “Judge Fox could be inclined to sentence Lindsay on Friday up to one year in jail. The fact that he ordered Lindsay to appear, even though she is currently in rehab and not planning to fight the probation violation, has Lindsay’s legal team very, very, concerned.”
“Even though Judge Fox has previously said that any dirty drug test would result in an automatic 30 days behind bars, he could go above and beyond that and simply terminate her probation. If he does that, he can sentence Lindsay to up to one year in jail. She would get credit for time served from her stint at Lynwood earlier this year and would probably do four to five months in jail.”
“Judge Fox is fair, but if there is an inclination that someone has violated his orders, he doesn’t have any patience for that.”

What a utopia this world would be if Lindsay was sent away for an entire year. It won’t happen of course, but what about that thing where they wheel criminals through town in a cage on a cart and we get to throw tomatoes at them. Do they still do that? And do they screen the tomatoes to see if you’ve hidden anything inside of them, or simply painted some rocks red? Is a battery a type of tomato? What about an arrow? If yes, how fast am I allowed to “throw” the arrow shaped “tomato”?