Before going to court this morning and having the California legal system show its complete and undeniable incompetence once again, Lindsay Lohan stopped at a Starbucks in Moreno, California, and I guess they sell blankets now because she left wearing one. And then when they got in the van, the guy with the silver hair and mustache pulled it off her, like some kind of incredibly disappointing magic trick.
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SHIT POST
“Finally, we could go online and not see her stupid freckly face on every website.”
“What a utopia this world would be if Lindsay was sent away for an entire year. It won’t happen of course…….”
you wrote these words less then 2 days ago dick face……
Blanket?
Oh. With sleeves and pockets.
Brendumbass thinks that coat is a Snuggie. He could’ve at least called it a Snuggie. Try to rack up some Snuggie bucks to go with the Starbucks bucks.
blanket or suit jacket? cause it’s clearly a suit jacket….ok im done pointing out your hackery and lies for the day. Have a shitty weekend.
Death To Finkle……!!!!
…I was planning or writing almost the exact same comment….except using the term “slanket”
..according to my wife……jinx….you owe me a coke….
Either way lets have a blanket party!
Semper FI!
Why don’t they have drive-thrus in California?
I must concede ..
……I liked the quip about the “incredibly disappointing magic trick”….
it’s clear this cunt would rather have the paps snap pics of her instead of just sit in the fucking car and have someone else go in to get her a muffin and coffee. Lets be a little more dramatic you stupid filthy worthless whore!
Is it too late for me to recommend the Iced Chai Tea Latte?
She does have nice Boobies… Though you cannot see them in any of these… Highly Disappointing pics…
…or a Coke. Since I apparently have to buy Obs one.
12 ounce, 20 ounce, or 8 ball?
I wish Starbucks offered Thai Tea. I love that shit.
When did she hire Super Mario for a bodyguard?
One of my favorite scenes about ordering Coffee…
Good morning.
Can I take your order?
Can I get a tall chai?
And a large black coffee.
A what?
Large black coffee.
Do you mean a venti?
No, I mean a large.
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you’ve got.
Venti is large.
No. Venti is 20.
Danny.
Yeah. “Large” is large. In fact, “tall” is large. And grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations! You’re stupid in three languages.
Look, dick.
Venti is a large coffee.
Really? Says who?
Fellini?
How much is that?
Here’s a 10.
Do you accept lira,
or is it all euros now?
8 ball…..
…the number of times per year a married man balls his wife…..
…if he’s lucky…
Well my husband is halfway there so far this year, obs.
Observer…8 ball?
Lucky you…you bragger!!!
Isn’t mentioning spooks and Michael Jackson’s kid in the same post considered racists?
SLU,
No, it’s like when you add two negatives together, you get a positive.