10.05.2010 Madonna is really mad about these unretouched pictures

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Madonna is 52-years-old, but she thinks that with enough yoga and CGI, maybe no one will notice. So she poses in sexy ad campaigns like this one for Dolce and Gabbana. Her plan was going perfectly until someone leaked the originals, and now she’s reportedly furious about it. As if it was some treat for the rest of us. Maybe if she wasn’t built like a high school linebacker this kind of thing wouldn’t happen.


(25) Comments

  1. MrAdams 10/05/2010 12:33

    Madonna is scary! I’m not sure she’s human anymore.

  2. Chicagoaniml 10/05/2010 12:39

    I jerked it to the color pics the. Felt sad and depressed and questioned my sexuality. Thankfully the Touched Up pics made me feel better after I jerked it to them.

  3. Porchmonkey4life 10/05/2010 12:39

    Shes trying out her zombie costume early for Halloween.

  4. Tom Foolery 10/05/2010 12:42

    I think I can still beat her in arm wrestling….maybe

  5. rokan 10/05/2010 12:47

    Man . . . Talk about stinky pussies.

  6. MrAdams 10/05/2010 12:50

    I bet if you cut into Madonna’s flesh, hundreds of cockroaches would boil out all over the place.

  7. Slaappy 10/05/2010 13:01

    My penis wishes it had those veins…

  8. rokan 10/05/2010 13:26

    Watt,

    What are you trying to say?

  9. Joe C 10/05/2010 13:28

    I still don’t know what the fuck Guy Richie was thinking when he married that hideous bitch. She’s been fugly for a long time.

  10. SCUM 10/05/2010 13:30

    I blame all on her SEX book where she is doing the black snake mambo.

  11. SomeoneluvsU 10/05/2010 13:34

    Mike Singletary was quite offended by the linebacker comment.

  12. D. Znuts 10/05/2010 13:35

    Madonna is so fucking gross.

  13. SCUM 10/05/2010 13:37

    Jennifer Aniston Voted Most Eligible Single Woman in the World.
    After dating a string of Hollywood’s biggest names, actress Jennifer Aniston has landed in the top spot of a recent 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll: who is the most eligible single woman in the world? In the poll released Monday, Aniston beat out a slew of other high profile single ladies including the likes of Halle Berry and Elin Nordegren.

  14. SCUM 10/05/2010 13:38

    Betty White: You’re Never Too Old for Sex
    Betty White is one frisky woman. And in the November/December issue of AARP Magazine, the 88-year-old says that if her third husband, Allen Ludden, were still alive, they’d be spending a lot of time in bed. “I don’t have a fella, but if Allen — or Robert Redford — were around, we’d have a very active sex life,” White says.

  15. rokan 10/05/2010 13:41

    SCUM,

    My GF wanted to watch Aniston’s latest piece of shit “Love Happens” and we lasted about 15 minutes.

    Aaron Eckhart should go fucking kill himself after that.

  16. rokan 10/05/2010 13:42

    SCUM,

    She’s right.

    You can just feel the sexual tension

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7LXXf5P7oE

  17. SCUM 10/05/2010 13:43

    Rokan, my gf would never make me go see that shit, hell she would never want to see it period.

  18. rokan 10/05/2010 13:49

    No,
    It was on HBO this weekend.

    You think I’m fucking stupid enough to pay for that shit?

    On another note, here’s Blue Oyster Cult lip-syncing on the Merv Griffin Show.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXqLZRwp1II&feature=fvw

    Shit, Scum, you probably watched this one live.

  19. SuperB 10/05/2010 14:00

    shit, I thought this bitch was dead

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