Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 3:22 PM

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Minka Kelly has been named Esquire magazines Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010, and Holy Shit are we still going through this charade? She’s awesome, she’s fantastic, but, honestly, when was the last time you bought a magazine? Might as well name her Miss Wagon Wheel. If I get bored, I’ll probably get up and go to the zoo more times than I’ll buy a magazine this year.

wwtdd

(22) Comments

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    i hate you 10/11/2010 15:24

    i would fuck her like columbus fucked native americans

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    rokan 10/11/2010 15:27

    I love her.

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    SCUM 10/11/2010 15:28

    I would violate Minkas pinka and stinka.

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    Gildorg 10/11/2010 15:28

    I don’t know… She is definately hot, but I don’t know if she is the sexiest piece of ass out there…

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    rokan 10/11/2010 15:29

    Scum,

    I saw her first.

    Who the funk is she?

    I got so excited I didn’t even read the story.

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    MrAdams 10/11/2010 15:30

    Derek Jeter is tapping that.

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    Dr. Gonzo 10/11/2010 15:33

    Yes. Yes she is.
    Confirmed.

    Other than my wife that is.
    Minka, a close second.

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    Habitual Line Stepper 10/11/2010 15:34

    Magazines eh? Know what I heard .. I heard you can see naked ladies on the internet now, just using your computer. Don’t tell anyone.

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    rokan 10/11/2010 15:36

    Gildorg,
    You shut your damn mouth.

    You are talking about the future ex-Mrs. Rokan.

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    Death to Finkle! 10/11/2010 15:40

    I’ve roofied uglier.

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    i hate you 10/11/2010 15:43

    derek jeter is a dbag. this just adds to why. hey derek, i hope you die.

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    Soup Sandwich 10/11/2010 15:52

    She has Jeter taint.

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    MrAdams 10/11/2010 15:53

    I think we are overdue for a Paris Hilton and/or Lindsay Lohan update.

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    clownqueef 10/11/2010 15:55

    I hope she likes anal.

    Cuz once I find out where she is, she’s doing it regaurdless.

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    Habitual Line Stepper 10/11/2010 15:56

    A study shows that in three and a half hours of baseball, there were only fourteen minutes of action. It’s like my wedding night. ~ Dave Letterman

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    McB 10/11/2010 15:58

    Minka is a hot chick’s name, you’d never meet a fat pig with a wonky eye named Minka…kinda like how every chick I’ve ever known named Nikki is a coke whore

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    SigmaEW 10/11/2010 15:58

    Sometimes I watch Jenna Haze and imagine it’s actually this broad

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    clownqueef 10/11/2010 16:03

    Sometimes I watch Jenna Haze getting plowed in the stink and then watch her clean it off with her mouth and I imagine that it’s my kunt of an ex-girlfriend. Because my ex-girlfriend kinda looks like Jenna Haze. Only not nearly as hot. At all. Hence the “ex” part. Basically they’re both skinny brunettes. But I have a good imagination.

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    Observer 10/11/2010 16:03

    I’ve said it before….but it bears repeating…..

    …I’d fuck her….because….well…..I like fucking…..

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