Monday morning headlines

By brendon October 18, 2010 @ 9:29 AM

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JESSICA SIMPSON – sang with a group of U.S. combat veterans last week in NYC for an upcoming holiday special, but her dad Joe cut it because the vets wore camouflage, and he thought they clashed with what Jessica wore. If Joe wanted Jess to look good, the vets should have dressed up as Twinkie the Kid. Fatties face would have been beaming. (popeater)

CHELSEA HANDLER – went on twitter and said Nick Cannon wasn’t funny, and so he called her “angry ugly whitetrash” and said 50 Cent made her tattoo “G-Unit…on her balls”. In other words, he proved her 100% right. (huff post)

JACKASS 3D – made an astounding $50,000,000 this weekend, setting an all time record for an October opening, and more than doubling it’s $20M budget. ‘Red’ was second with $22.5M. “If ‘Red’ doesn’t have a midget in a little cowboy outfit getting kicked in the balls, how good could it really be?”, people apparently said. (hollywood reporter)

JESSICA LOWNDES – filmed some scenes for ’90210′ in a bikini, and before anyone asks about the rumors, I don’t kiss and tell. So I’m not gonna say I fucked her, I’m not gonna say I didn’t fuck her. I’m just not gonna address it. Quite frankly, that’s between me and Jessica. (pacific coast)

wwtdd

(15) Comments

  1. MrAdams 10/18/2010 09:32

    Chelsea Handler is dating 50 Cent? I guess she’s twice as good as a two-bit whore.

  2. pepperjr. 10/18/2010 09:36

    Observer…were you looking for this?
    .
    http://img195.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=67101_SelenaGomezPokies1_122_465lo.jpg

  3. RemSteale 10/18/2010 09:39

    So, following on from your earlier comment MrAdams, what would you class as a high class porn site?

  4. rokan 10/18/2010 09:45

    Rem,

    I think this qualifies as “tripe.”

  5. MrAdams 10/18/2010 09:48

    what would you class as a high class porn site?

    No Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, but a shitload of tits and ass, I suppose.

  6. RemSteale 10/18/2010 09:52

    Oh, this is definitely tripe.

    Actually it amazes me how many kinds of tripe there are:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripe

    Why the fuck would you want to eat a stomach??

  7. MeisterShake 10/18/2010 09:59

    That’s Jessica Lowndes, Jessica Stroup in the one next to her on the left with the period sweats and man hair.

  8. RemSteale 10/18/2010 10:06

    So Brendumb cant even fantasize about the right girl.

    Figures

  9. Gildorg 10/18/2010 10:11

    Well, the Jessica in the Bikini, better watch the weight, she looks like a prime canidate for the Jennifer Love Hewitt-effect on that ass…

  10. RemSteale 10/18/2010 10:16

    Lacey Chabert > JLH

  11. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/18/2010 10:16

    dude, its an in network photo set from splash, paid for by spelling entertainment, to push that show. They just cut and paste what’s sent to their inbox’s under “monday posts”…..

    good morning labia stretchers…

  12. rokan 10/18/2010 10:33

    Meistershake,

    Good call on the period sweats.

    I like her slippers. Looks like they would be fun to blow a load in.

  13. rokan 10/18/2010 10:46

    New up, Made Dirt angry.

    Go figure.

  14. Bushpig 10/18/2010 11:25

    Jessica Stroup is quite the lil hottie. Its too bad her last name sounds like some kind of STD in ebonics. “AW man! I gots da stroup again!”

  15. Observer 10/18/2010 15:19

    Jessica Simpson should have removed her clothes to blend in with the soldiers…..

    Pepper….@9:36……I was indeed looking for that…..

    …where did you find it?

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