Perez Hilton should get punched in the face again

By brendon October 06, 2010 @ 11:08 AM


This weeks People magazine cover story is about cyber-bullying and Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University freshman who committed suicide after his roommate streamed video from a hidden webcam showing Clementi making out with another guy.

Lance Bass, Kathy Griffin, Tim Gunn, and Wanda Sykes were all on Larry King Monday night to talk about being gay and bullied, Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes have shared stories of when they were bullied, and Ellen DeGeneres has been especially vocal about Clementi.

“I am devastated… He was outed as being gay on the Internet and he killed himself. … One life lost in this senseless way is tragic.”

So a closeted gay guy was outed against his will and had intimate sexual moments broadcast on the internet. That’s terrible.

Oh hey look, MTV has an interview with that goblin-faced piece-of-shit Perez Hilton. I wonder what he thinks about this.

“I’m just beyond sad — I’m crushed. And also compelled to act (after seeing) gay bullying and (kids) being harassed in school because people might think that they’re gay.”

In other words, “I’m Perez Hilton. I’m a disfigured, fat fucking sociopath.”

As Jim Norton pointed out today on Opie and Anthony (audio on the way) Perez makes his living doing THE EXACT SAME THING. He (Hilton, not Norton) even bragged about outing Lance Bass. MSNBC wrote…

Lance was forced to make a very public statement on the cover of People after Perez Hilton started posting articles in September 2005, outing Lance on his Web site.
(Hilton says) “It upsets me that people think what I’m doing is a bad thing. I don’t think it’s a bad thing. If you know something to be a fact, why not report it?“
If I have to drag some people screaming out of the closet, then I will.”

Dustin Lance Black is the screenwriter who won the 2008 Academy Award for ‘Milk’. He’s smart, dignified, and openly gay, but he’s not famous. At all. Nonetheless, Perez posted private pictures of him having sex, pictures that the Huffington Post described as…

…shocking, TRIPLE XXX photos guaranteed to repulse Straight America.
(Hilton) took a guy helping millions reconcile faith and family with their sexual orientation and turned him into a porn star.

Then there’s Matt Dallas, star of the ABC Family show ‘Kyle XY’. Though only rumored to be gay, Perez delights in calling him a fag anyway, and even nicknamed him ‘Kyle KY’.

Could this have gotten Dallas fired? Only if ABC Family didn’t like having one of their shows associated with a product gay men require to hump each others asses. But why would ABC Family care about that?

Here he has a picture of Dallas, “celebrating his birthday in fagulous style.” Here he writes, “The fagulous Kyle KY star debuted his new ‘do at the Family TV Awards in LA on Thursday night.”

So maybe it’s only cool to “cyber bully” people about their sexuality if you do it in front of millions. Here’s a screencap from the twitter of Clementis roommate where he announces the streaming video. As you can see, he only has 148 followers, and what he actually wrote is nowhere near as inflammatory as what Hilton wrote, all the time.

Luckily, this story about a teenager throwing himself off a bridge has a happy ending, because Eva Mendes said something about bullying (against it?) and last year you could see her boobs in GQ. And now we get to relive it. You know what’s not dropping like a stone right now? My cock!

(53) Comments

  1. avatar
    essequemodeia 10/06/2010 12:06

    Good point.

  2. avatar
    bobman9999 10/06/2010 12:13

    forgot. cant post anything on wwtdd. friggin brandon…

  3. avatar
    Observer 10/06/2010 12:15

    The moral to be learned…?

    …if you are ashamed to be a homo……don’t suck a guy’s dick…..

    …if you don’t care….then go ahead……

    …either way….committing suicide afterwards seems like a good plan….

  4. avatar
    bobman9999 10/06/2010 12:16

    rant off i guess (heres the f a gversion). perez hasnt been arrested for cp yet? f a g got what he deserved. f a gs like those so called celebs need a claymore in their mouth for trying to further their carreers off a nobodys death. he should have come out the closet instead of being a pus

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    MisterD 10/06/2010 12:18

    We all forget that his posted the picture of Miley’s kitty and not a peep from anyone- ummmm homo or not, he committed a felony. Where is the justice in this world?

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    MongroJacksonII 10/06/2010 12:18

    I think that Perez should get Matthew Sheparded, tied to a fence, beat like a redheaded step child and then be left to die. That’d make for a fun Friday night.

  7. avatar
    Watt 10/06/2010 12:18

    That’s more than a few minutes roke, that’s at least the last half hour.

    Actually I thought the episode as a whole was pretty weak. Only the good die young was the one song I liked.

    I identify more with finn getting to touch rachel’s boob.

    And the last song was pretty bad. I never liked it.

  8. avatar
    MrAdams 10/06/2010 12:20

    That’s just crazy. You can type “fuck” but you can’t type “s.p.i.c.e”

  9. avatar
    rokan 10/06/2010 12:23

    Go Yankees.

    Chicago Animal,
    “You guys playing cards?”


    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

  10. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/06/2010 12:24

    the real bullshit, is that Phagg boy Br3nd0n used S.P.I.C… one of his posts last week. thats some bullshit.

    where is Z? Did you pick up your new ride yet? when you do i suggest you play this song while you cruse around with your D&G’s on…

  11. avatar
    pepperjr. 10/06/2010 12:26

    DDM…that is true..our gay boy did type s pic last week…….

    wiggles penis at Rokan/zombie

  12. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/06/2010 12:29

    yeah it was on the gazelle being a dirty filthy Brazilian whore post.

  13. avatar
    Observer 10/06/2010 12:29

    Rokan and Zombie are living together now??

    …Does Perez Hilton know?

  14. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/06/2010 12:32

    i dont think it’s right that someone is stepping on her tits like that, but she seems to enjoy it.

  15. avatar
    bobman9999 10/06/2010 12:34

    he who controls the s.p.i.c.e controls the universe? or is it s.p.i.c idc

  16. avatar
    Watt 10/06/2010 12:42

    The s.p.i.c.s must go!

  17. avatar
    Fanatastic 10/06/2010 12:59

    How about the fact that he posted pics of the kid from Lost Prophets blowing some guy? “Merry Christmas, Ma..oh by the way..”

  18. avatar
    i hate you 10/06/2010 12:59

    that was a lot of words to tell me lots of shit i already knew. perez is flaming homosexual? who knew?

    obs: no rokan and zombie just hugged at the oprah’s gay campfire. there is no communal property to my knowledge.

    rokan: you’re on fire today.

  19. avatar
    rokan 10/06/2010 13:02


    Dave’s not here, man.

  20. avatar
    calug 10/06/2010 13:03

    holy shit. you are turning into a real journalist. that was some good reporting.

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