someone (guess who) wanted to murder Matt and Trey

Back in April, ‘South Park’ aired a 2 part episode about the Muslim prophet Muhammad, and since that religion is filled with dirty savages whose answer to everything is murder, they threatened to murder Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of ‘South Park’.

Luckily nothing ever happened, but not for lack of enthusiasm. Yesterday, a man in Virginia pleaded guilty to aiding an Islamic terrorist organization and “admitted that he encouraged attacks” on Matt and Trey. The Washington Examiner says…

(Zachary A. Chesser) pleaded guilty Wednesday to aiding the Somali terrorist organization al-Shabaab … to providing material support to a terrorist organization, communicating threats and soliciting crimes of violence.
Chesser admitted that he encouraged attacks on the creators of the television show “South Park” for mocking the prophet Muhammad on their show.
He will be sentenced Feb. 25 and faces up to 30 years in prison.

To be fair to Muslims, Chesser is just some 20-year-old, dumb ass white kid, who for some reason thinks he’s an Islamic terrorist now. I’m guessing he was a real devil with the ladies in high school.

In a way, Matt and Trey should be flattered. This whole drama was a reminder that ‘South Park’ is maybe the best thing ever on television, unless you count the time I put my penis on one. “That’s quite a dick you have there,” everyone agreed, as I stood with my hands on my hips, nodding proudly.