Taylor Swift, who is 20, briefly dated John Mayer, who is 33, last year while collaborating on her record, and since every bad date this vindictive lunatic ever goes on gets a song about it, it’s a safe bet that the song on her new album called ‘Dear John’ is about Mayer.
The album won’t be released until Oct. 25, but Yahoo Music has the lyrics.
“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.”
“It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.”
“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine.”
“You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can’.”
Gee Taylor, maybe your dates would go better if the guy didn’t live every minute under the pressure that if he does something wrong, you’ll make him look like an asshole in front of millions of people.
Luckily, in this case, Mayer can write songs too. I think a good song would be one about a guy who worked really long hours locked in a room with this young needy slut who made it clear she was ready to give it up, so the guy was like, yeah okay why not. But she was horrible in bed and super clingy so he bailed. The song is called, “Two Can Play This Little Game, Dumb Ass”.
She didn’t like John Mayer’s weiner?
Actually,
I read that this song was about John Wilkes Booth.
Taylor is a big history buff, and something about the Lincoln assassination gets her fur-burger all wet.
She says she’s young but that swimsuit, especially the bottom, screams that your old! I mean, your think but that bottom is covering up over half your stomach!
It’s a trap!
Did Hollywoodtuna.com close?
It will be a sad day in Fuck-Chicks-Ville when girls figure out a guy can grunt and spew in their every orifice and not even like them…….
She needs to be medicated. And by medicated I mean proper fucked.
Pepper…..
….your avatar grows daily…..becoming a veritable Justice League of WWTDD……
…what is going on?
more importantly- who does the body in purple belong to?
She needs a bigger swimsuit!
Crumb Crisp Coating…….….
…I’ve got a beef injection for her, then…..
It’s Country music for God’s sake! It won’t sell if she sings about happy shit.
I think Hollywoodtuna is down, I haven’t been able to get on there either…
Who does the The Body in Purple, belong to?
I have never really understood the attraction of this one… Eh, I guess I don’t listen to enough young whiny female singers…
Lost my dog and lost my truck/ now my girl don’t wanna fuck…
*twang*
If I dated her, she’d write a song with the lyrics “Dear Mongro, I must admit/ That it hurts a little bit/ You’ve been in my ass for days/ Pull out, I need to take a shit.”
Taylor should do a cover of this song…
This is how country songs were meant to be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2VU8mP6aM
Here Here Gildorg
I’m not a fan of Mayer but he does have a history of fucking the top celeb chicks then kicking them to the curb, so I give him props for that.
so it’s clear this is PR for her new album right? another shill post….
Pepper,
You have too much time on your hands.