When you’re a big star with huge tits like Katy Perry is, you can’t go anywhere without being recognized. Not even Warsaw, Poland, where Katy is today.
So last night when she was cornered by a group of photographers, she put on this fake mustache and, like the chameleon, blended into her surroundings. Little did the paparazzi know that their new buddy, that this mysterious stranger, was Katy Perry all along.
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Gleemonex is made from monkey cum.
to tickle my balls…
I like pictures of Katy Perry where her mouth is open and I can see her tongue. Don’t ask why.
When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: “Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.”
She wants a dirty sanchez….
Three cheers for Randy Moss hauling ass from the most hated franchise in the NFL to reunite with the team that popped his pro cherry 12 years ago. I imagine Brett Favre won’t be needing help from the blue pill to blow his load tonight.
ehem..they got rid of him for lack of performance…..but who gives a shit..it’s a gey sport and you like it!
Uh yeah mr no tv… they got rid of a hall of fame, record-breaking receiver who helped lead them to a Super Bowl a few years ago and has had the most incredible catch of this season with a back endzone one-handed catch on a long bomb from Tom Brady. We won’t even mention that Moss addressed he wanted out of New England before this season even started. But eh, you’re a pretend fan who doesn’t show interest until the tail end of the playoffs, so discussing the sport with you is rather meaningless.
pepper’s fake mustache > katy’s fake mustache
as I said……Who gives a shit…blah blah blah…good day z!
The fake mustache that made our boy go away for one month and let all the anger poured out once he returned…..
Say what you want, Katy Perry is a hot piece of ass.
On another note, I imagine having a fake Hitler mustache on your finger goes over pretty well in Poland.
Nice work, you dumb cunt.
that’s not a Hitler mustache. That’s more like a Spanish conquistador mustache.
Anger? Bah-ha-ha-ha! Pepper, remember that phone call you received several months ago pranking you about screwing up a simple print job, and you started going BALLISTIC over being cussed at?
Mini,
What kind of mustache does your clam have these days?
I don’t want to hear anymore about Moss man, been on the radio all day.
Katy Perry W/stache>indian guy with red wig and cigar plus stache……just got old fast
remember I hung up on you…you with your hick accent……
Observer…you around?
a hipster french style.
Funny you should say that, considering you thought the person on the other end was one of your buddies at first! I believe there’s a copy of the audio in your dossier should you care to revisit it.