That’s Gisele Bundchen. That’s not Tom Brady.

By brendon October 01, 2010 @ 3:46 PM


Gisele Bundchen certainly is a friendly lady. While her husband Tom Brady is back home in Boston preparing to play the Dolphins Monday night, she’s in Paris having foreplay with some guy two guys. “Gawd dammit! I knew thaat spic whoor was ganna be a praablem,” said every single Patriots fan when they heard the news.

(24) Comments

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    Porchmonkey4life 10/01/2010 15:54

    She gets around like a record!

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    Porchmonkey4life 10/01/2010 15:55

    Just joking, I don’t care.

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    Observer 10/01/2010 15:57

    it’s not ganna….it’s gunna…

    …AND….it’s not praablem like so dumb wop from Providence….it’s prawb-lum…

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    Porchmonkey4life 10/01/2010 15:57

    It’s not even like NPD tries to put up interesting stories anymore. Does anyone care about this at all except some suicidal Pats fan?

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    Porchmonkey4life 10/01/2010 15:58

    Ah Providence, what a lovely town. Great mall, that’s about it.

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    Observer 10/01/2010 15:59

    She is in trouble….something wicked….

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    Thundercunt 10/01/2010 16:06

    Dude looks like he’s jizzing in his pants while he rubs up against her in pic #4.

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    Habitual Line Stepper 10/01/2010 16:15

    The real scandal? That’s Osama Bin Laden behind them in pic #4.

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    Habitual Line Stepper 10/01/2010 16:17

    Hey Thunder … I just checked your profile pic .. and for your information I am now going to go and kill myself.

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    McB 10/01/2010 16:22

    Look dude, if I were at some swanky party in Paris, rolling my face off on some high quality Czech ecstasy, you best believe I’d be grinding up on Giselle if I were there, and she’d be totally into, because she’s Brazilian….

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    The Puppet 10/01/2010 16:25

    Anyone see my Kakeeys?

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    SCUM 10/01/2010 16:25

    Just got done watching a clip of Georgia Jones and Faye Reagan, DAMN SON!!!

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    i hate you 10/01/2010 16:29

    fuck the patriots and tom brady! i hope she fucks every guy in paris!

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    i hate you 10/01/2010 16:30

    HLS: that avi will make you jump off the gw bridge. sorry.

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    Fang Wu 10/01/2010 16:39

    Tawm Brady needs ta leave that fackin’ whooah in his reah view.

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    Observer 10/01/2010 16:45

    Go Pats……

    …I see another SuperBowl Championship from this….

    ..I think that guy is the “third” in their Poly-Amorous lifestyle….

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    Gildorg 10/01/2010 16:50

    “By the pricking of my thumbs,
    Something wicked this way comes.”

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    Observer 10/01/2010 16:54

    Did anyone hear about this touchdown play???

    …check the comments….

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    SCUM 10/01/2010 17:01

    GaGa up.

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    Tony 10/01/2010 18:22

    We need a good racial slur for Brazilians. Hasn’t the time come?

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