Katy Perry wanted a breast reduction

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 2:57 PM

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Thankfully this was only some sort of temporary madness, but Katy Perry tells Harpers Bazaar that she wanted a breast reduction when she was 13.

“I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.’”

Oh boy. It’s always a disaster when a girl tries to tell a story, isn’t it. It’s either 2 seconds long and pointless or 30 minutes long and you just know they’re fuckin it all up.

(28) Comments

  1. Woodsman 11/03/2010 15:01

    at leeast this has a happy ending

  2. pepper 11/03/2010 15:01

    no comment

  3. MrAdams 11/03/2010 15:05

    That is a Bazaar story.

  4. ohmwrecker 11/03/2010 15:06

    But . . . but . . . that is literally all she has going for her!

  5. Zombie 11/03/2010 15:07

    If only that were true Pep.

  6. Death to Finkle! 11/03/2010 15:10

    Not so, ohmie.

    She has awesome feet.

  7. Tom Foolery 11/03/2010 15:16

    DTF: What is the cause of a foot fetish? And the guy from Point Break/Cyborg, really?

  8. clownqueef 11/03/2010 15:16

    I bet she had a lot of black weiners in her when she was “thicker”. They like that sort of thing ya know. that, and stealing shit. usually rims.

  9. clownqueef 11/03/2010 15:23

    Yup, fucking fat chicks and stealing rims for their shitty cars. and wearing dumb hats crooked so they look autistic. and have belts on their jeans even though they can walk 2 steps without pulling them up. but in their defense, they probably didnt CHOOSE to have pants 5 sizes too big, they probably just stole them and hoped theyd be the right size.

  10. Tom Foolery 11/03/2010 15:25

    Wiki says foot fetishes is the most common (besides obvious boobs, vaj etc) and is possibly linked to the rise in STD’s. Wow learn something new everyday

  11. clownqueef 11/03/2010 15:29

    Shows what they know, i walked behind Courtney Love on a beach a week ago and now i have Foot Herpes.

  12. jason 11/03/2010 15:32

    “It’s either 2 seconds long and pointless”

    and yet you post it.

  13. clownqueef 11/03/2010 15:33

    hey jason, is that the old guy from Oceans 11

  14. ohmwrecker 11/03/2010 15:56

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen her feet.

  15. i hate you 11/03/2010 16:13

    clown you should prbly stop stuffing your feet in and around peoples asses now.

  16. clownqueef 11/03/2010 16:21

    i hate you,

    Yea, ok. I bet when a crack whore tells you that she wants you to “see how much you can fit in there” youd probably just go with your fist first, right? yea, real fucking original.

  17. NudeTwister 11/03/2010 16:22

    There should be a 100 image gallery of her rack- wtf?

  18. i hate you 11/03/2010 16:28

    my fist? fuck that. shaq’s fist maybe. i’m really sorry about your feet herpes man. maybe your makeup will keep it from spreading to your face.

  19. Observer 11/03/2010 16:43

    I’d like to see feel her jerk me off with her luscious boobs….

  20. MrAdams 11/03/2010 16:54

    Katy Perry + breast reduction = blasphemy

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