To recap, Lindsay Lohan was supposed to make a big comeback in the movie Inferno, a bio-pic of 70’s porn star Linda Lovelace. The movie was all set to go, except that it doesn’t own the rights to the story, it doesn’t have financing, or a script, or a cast or a director who has any idea what he’s doing.
But then Lindsay went back to jail and back to rehab and back to jail and back to rehab, and so now the attention whore director has been forced to fire Lindsay and replace with her with Watchmen star Malin Akerman. Though to be honest if Akerman is aware of any of this I’ll be nothing short of stunned.
“We are withdrawing our offer from Lindsay Lohan,” Wilder says.E! “We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard.”
“We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support,” Wilder says. “Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her—and some other issues—have made it impossible for us to go forward.”
Meanwhile, a source close to Lohan tells E! News the starlet wasn’t happy with the direction of the movie, regardless.
“She wanted them to tone down a lot of the racy scenes”, the source said. “It wasn’t going to be good for her to play someone with substance issues when she is going through her own recovery.”
The good news for Lindsay is that this was never really a job anyway. The bad news is it was the only thing she had to pretend was a job. The even worse news is, every single thing she did in Machete. Lindsay is an absolutely god damn horrible actress now. She can’t even act like a naked slut, despite rehearsing for this role every single day for the past 4 years.
yeah, I’ll try and pretend that i didn’t see this one coming a mile away…
fuck you i hate you wait, don’t fuck me okay only if you mean it.
there was a hint of mean in this post. I applaud this.
I make my own pornos with special props. My screen name is
MR PICKLES!
DC, Vince Young’s days in Tennessee are over. The spearchucker tossed his jersey in the stands after the game then mouthed off to the head coach in the locker room. Fisher said he was done babysitting him.
She’ll be working at a sonic giving hand jobs in the bathroom in no time
that is some turkish twist spinning from her camp if i ever saw it.
i could use a handjob right now.
they give handjobs in sonic bathrooms? all of them, or just certain ones?
taylor swift looked pretty fuckable last night with the bangs and straight hair.
Z - i saw that. and then he said “Oh no, i always give out my stuff after a game, in fact i gave my jersey to the owner’s daughter.”
no you fucking didn’t you threw your shit into the stands because you were pissed off and security had to go into the stands and retrieve the things you threw while having your little temper tantrum. man up!!!!!!
TF - see the previous re:Axe.
They have bathrooms at Sonic?
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Step 5: ???
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Zombie, when I said the Raiders would win I meant the fight. That was some funny shit dude.
I work at Sonic. I just go pee and poo in the fryer! There is a girl named Misty here she strokes my pickle in the Manager’s office because she is the MANAGER!
Malin Akerman is taking the role.
Mac-Daddy - and don’t you wish you had thought of it first eh?
Who gives a shit about Vince Young?
The MLS Cup went to the Colorado Rapids after an own goal… AN OWN GOAL!!!
::ducks::
Lindsay would have choked anyway.
Officially the worst video in history.
And I’ve seen the home movie of Pepper’s pap smear.