11.23.2010 Miley Cyrus turns 18 today

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Only 12 states actually have 18 as an age of consent (30 states have 16, the other 8 have 17), but, whatever, because Miley Cyrus is now officially “legal”, I guess. So if you wanted to have sex with her in Hawaii AND Delaware, your day has arrived my friend.

Over the weekend she had an early party at Trousdale in Hollywood, wearing a half shirt and leather pants and taking pictures with her mom and Demi Moore (wait, what?), all of which only called more attention to her alarmingly big head. Her poor moms vagina must whistle like a Coke bottle when you go down on her.


(28) Comments

  1. LuckyBastard 11/23/2010 12:11

    Is it legal for Billy Ray to fuck her now?

  2. Porchmonkey4life 11/23/2010 12:11

    I call dibs on her asshole! It’s probably the cleanest part of her.

  3. MrAdams 11/23/2010 12:13

    It’s Kelly Brook’s birthday, too. I’d like to do both her and Miley together, for comparison purposes.

  4. NudeTwister 11/23/2010 12:16

    She’s got a flabby gunt-

  5. smellsgreat 11/23/2010 12:20

    Billy is buying her two nice DD boobies….

  6. Dhee Dhee Emm 11/23/2010 12:22

    and with only 13 comments in her corner, Paris makes it back to the top row of crowd favorites….

  7. rokan 11/23/2010 12:24

    I have to imagine she’s a bad lay.

  8. TheOverrated 11/23/2010 12:24

    does that mean the next time her pussy falls out there wont be anymore gay censorship?

  9. NudeTwister 11/23/2010 12:27

    Whats the over/under on the next shot of her flabby gunt puss falling out? 2 weeks? A month? Next Week? With all of the crap she pulled as a minor, one has to wonder what womanhood holds for her.

  10. soylentgreenismadeofpeople.com 11/23/2010 12:36

    All attraction is gone now. She only hot when I knew I could go to jail for it…

  11. rokan 11/23/2010 12:36

    Twister,

    I got 10 bucks says we see her bush by Christmas.

  12. smellsgreat 11/23/2010 12:42

    She’s going to fuck her mom and Pa at the same time…….I bet she hooks up with Bret Michaels…..

  13. Death to Finkle! 11/23/2010 12:43

    I would have to go with Jimmy’s mom. His wife is okay, although her lezbo friend does a little more for me. Gretchen also played one helluva Bettie Page.

    Just can’t get over Schroeder’s accent. Thought she was cute in No Country, but now I keep thinking she should be selling me some Irish Spring or Lucky Charms.

  14. smellsgreat 11/23/2010 12:45

    Rem…is that z’s sound studio?

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  16. benblurts 11/23/2010 12:51

    happy birthday dear miley
    http://blurts.com/56hbs2

  17. RemSteale 11/23/2010 13:02

    New, old up

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