Paris Hilton was a drunk sexy Indian for Halloween

By brendon November 01, 2010 @ 2:12 PM

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Paris Hilton went to the Playboy Halloween party dressed as someone I would probably have sex with, while her dumb sister went dressed like someone hired for a kids birthday party. Luckily, these are just pictures, so we can crop out Nikki and Paris’ fug little rat face and focus on her hot body and her nipple which was sort of poking out. Here’s to you, Inventor Of Photography!

(38) Comments

  1. pepper 11/01/2010 14:14

    Native skank!

  2. Mony Vibescu 11/01/2010 14:29

    The marble serpent will freeze the backs of her eyelids. Stony phallus against white mound.

  3. MrAdams 11/01/2010 14:32

    I bet she pees fire-water.

  4. rokan 11/01/2010 14:33

    I bet her clam smells like a beaver pelt.

  5. clownqueef 11/01/2010 14:36

    Im not sure what the most degrading sexual act possible would be, but whatever it is, i want to do it to paris hilton. …and lindsay lohan. …and lindsay lohans mom. …and hannah montana.

    and every other trashy skank bag out there.

    Whats the most degrading disgusting sexual act possible? the world may never know.

  6. clownqueef 11/01/2010 14:37

    i bet her beaver smells like a clam pelt.

  7. Tom Foolery 11/01/2010 14:39

    An article with nothing but positive things to say about Paris?? That’s a first

  8. MrAdams 11/01/2010 14:41

    Did anybody bother to tell Paris it isn’t called “Trick-or-Teating”?

  9. clownqueef 11/01/2010 14:42

    Thomas Foolery,

    I believe the term “fug little rat face” was used. then again, that could be your thing. nothing wrong with a little beastiality to break the monotony of human sex. i dont judge.

  10. Tom Foolery 11/01/2010 14:47

    My bad, running on a few hours sleep from watching Sunday night TV. Too many good shows on for one night: Dexter, East Bound, Boardwalk, Walking Dead

  11. SCUM 11/01/2010 14:53

    After yesterday I have a hollow weenie.

  12. clownqueef 11/01/2010 14:53

    Thomas,

    Agree. awesome night of shows. and my viewing experiance was continually interrupted by groups of 17 year old trick or treaters banging on my door. When the trick or treaters have real facial hair and are driving themselves from house to house, its time to tell them to fuck off. which i did.

    except for the 17 year old female trick or treaters. i made them work for their candy.

  13. SomeoneluvsU 11/01/2010 14:57

    Ugh, why do you ask, Two dogs fucking?

  14. Cinfully_delicious 11/01/2010 14:57

    Wrong title for this one! drunk is every day. sexy she isn’t (even a 12 yr old boy can push his tits together to get THAT) … so only real part that was anything different than any other day is that she was dressed as an Indian.

  15. pepper 11/01/2010 15:01

    Wow..her nipple was sticking out?
    Brendgay,,,she does porn…..why do I want to look at a nipple that is partially popping out?

  16. SomeoneluvsU 11/01/2010 15:01

    It’s nice to see the Village People are getting back together…

  17. rokan 11/01/2010 15:03

    That’s a nipple? I thought it was a piece of chewed up gum.

  18. Observer 11/01/2010 15:04

    We’d Poke her…..

    …but then…..she’d haunt us

    who’s we….why me and my wee willie winkie, of course…

  19. SCUM 11/01/2010 15:06

    I am sure that is what her clit looks like Rokan.

  20. Observer 11/01/2010 15:11

    Clown Queef……

    …how much work is required of a 17 yr old female trick-or-treater to earn a “PayDay” bar?

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