Pink might be pregnant

By brendon November 08, 2010 @ 6:57 PM

EXCLUSIVE: Is Pink Pregnant?!

Pink and Carey Hart were out running errands in Malibu this morning, and Flynet says, “It looks like Pink may be pregnant and is sporting a baby bump!”

It’s good to see these two, who have had some rocky patches in their… wait, Pink is a woman? Biologically? That’s not right is it? Hold on, I need to look some stuff up, I don’t think that’s right.

(36) Comments

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    i hate you 11/08/2010 19:03

    i don’t think she fucks dudes does she? or is it that her audience doesn’t fuck dudes, unless they are dudes? WTF all know is you can get skinnier eating twinkies.

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    pepper 11/08/2010 19:08

    Bitch looks more like Perez Hilton.

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    Chicagoaniml 11/08/2010 19:11

    Another attempt to be funny with that last paragraph! Just report the news story and let US make fun of it!

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    pepper 11/08/2010 19:19

    Far from 100 per post….the one left up for 3 days got only 32..the ones from today….39….26…19 …….18……..

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    i hate you 11/08/2010 19:23

    that’s 102 total. i broke the code! pepper is 102! or 106 if you count these.

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    teutonic 11/08/2010 19:26

    Great. A new demon spawn.

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    NautiusMaximus08 11/08/2010 19:34

    PLEASE stop calling it a “baby bump!”

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    duckbutter 11/08/2010 19:38

    dude looks like a lady…….kind of

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    SCUM 11/08/2010 19:39

    Pepper likes the twinkie diet…. twinkie
    American Gay Term: Refers to a young pretty gay boy that is very fun to look at, play with, filled with white creme but has no nutritional (intellectual) value whatsoever. Twinks are usually referred to by older men.

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    i hate you 11/08/2010 19:42

    it all goes back to the f’n gays. . . .

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    duckbutter 11/08/2010 19:51

    so is the nagger version a swiss roll? ho ho?

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    MrAdams 11/08/2010 20:22

    I thought that was a “quigger”.

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    duckbutter 11/08/2010 20:34

    Pecker your the damn queer consultant what’s the fucking verdict?

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    Habitual Line Stepper 11/08/2010 20:50

    One in the pink … One in the stink.

  15. avatar
    psf 11/08/2010 21:53

    did you all ever hear of buck angel the man with a pussy? that’s what i imagine it would be like to fuck pink.

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    Gildorg 11/08/2010 22:20

    Ghays, Vaginas, and Pink…

    What the hell kind of a post is this?

    Where are the nice female Boobies, when you need them?

    Hurry, Kate’s Boobies needed on Line 1, STAT!

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    The Irreverent Tony Stark 11/08/2010 22:33

    ::staggers in::

    ::picks up the couch and throws it through the wall::

    ::goes to the liquor cabinet, rips the locked doors off, grabs all the Scotch and Rum::


  18. avatar
    MrAdams 11/08/2010 23:10

    I never liked that couch anyway, but I shall miss the rum…

  19. avatar
    Woodsman 11/08/2010 23:53

    I’ve been watering down the scotch when I come in to clean the carpets

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    SCUM 11/09/2010 00:19

    I call the 18 year old midget twins locked in my trunk the carpets.

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