When we last saw Tom Cruise, he was hanging off the side of the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, running along the side of the 124th floor, filming stunts for Mission: Impossible 4. But clearly that’s for pussies, so today Tom was sitting on top of the tower, at the very peak of the worlds tallest man made structure, 2,717 feet in the air.
And I don’t mean IN the tower, like in this youtube video. I mean ON it. With his feet hanging over the side, like a little kid fishing on a dock with his dad.
Just so we’re perfectly clear: Fuck That. Stuff like this just makes me think his marriage is falling apart or he has bone cancer or something. How shitty do things have to be at home for you to sit on top of a tower half a mile in the air.
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Teen Mom or Mel Gibson?
He must be sitting on the biggest dildo..quick..someone call Guinness World Records…
Braver perhaps. Dumber? Not a chance.
Cute watt anxiety freakout in 3… 2… 1…
http://i.imgur.com/GsjHQ.jpg
Imagine the trouble SuperB would have acting. All that set, setting, sit, sitting…
TCruise will bruise my pickle
http://i.imgur.com/Cf5AT.jpg
Damn!
Nice images there, Mr. Watt!
Holy crap, look at the little flurry of activity on here!
http://i.imgur.com/IF0Hp.jpg
The producers must have a big life insurance policy for Tom Cruise and want to make sure the movie makes a profit.
http://i.imgur.com/VIOXe.jpg
The nerdy slut at 17:10 is missing a nipple. How weird would it be to suck on a set of big fat titties that had no areolas or nips?
Nothing bad was going to happen, Xenu is right there. What…you guys don’t see him in the pictures?
Xenu sucked my dick last night…
Tom Cruise sitting on top of a large phallic structure? I don’t believe it.
I believe Xenu posts as Mr. Pickles
Rokan…..
…when you’re pole-sitting…..
..what do you do when you need to take an urgent shit?
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I wouldn’t trust that shitty slave labor construction.