two of the Gosselin kids have been expelled from school

By brendon November 12, 2010 @ 11:39 AM


Wait, so, the Gosselin kids are acting out? Similar to what kids would do if they’d never had any decent parenting? Oh, gosh. No way.

According to reports from In Touch, Collin and Alexis have been expelled from their Pennsylvania private school and are now being homeschooled.
“They’ve fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids,” a source close to the family told the magazine. “The things they are saying are not words they should know. They are learning them somewhere — but Jon doesn’t know where.”
The source also said that some of the eight kids are having “rage issues”.

Rage issues? Profanity? Name calling? Well knock me down with a feather. I haven’t been this surprised since I stirred a bucket of shaved glass and bleach with my dick. Turns out it burns! Wwhhaaatt?!?!


(27) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt McGirk 11/12/2010 11:41

    who is it that pays for these posts when they don’t show up elsewhere?

  2. Dirty Dirt McGirk 11/12/2010 11:42

    nice recycled pic…..yet again. what’s the matter? Pacific coast news and or splash couldn’t toss you a new pic?

  3. rokan 11/12/2010 11:43

    I wonder what the little shits said.

    My guess is some sort of reference to getting butt-fucked.

  4. RemSteale 11/12/2010 11:47


  5. MrAdams 11/12/2010 11:50

    Those little fuckers should be expelled for profanity. And have their asses kicked.

  6. Draygun 11/12/2010 11:51

    They were probably calling everyone Nippers because they heard Mommy call Daddy that when they would argue on a daily basis.

  7. Von DooM 11/12/2010 11:53

    Her kids should fuck the octomoms kids to create the ultimate reality show characters.

  8. Tom Foolery 11/12/2010 11:54

    Asian kids make the best bullies, good times watching you F’s stop growing after middle school.

  9. Death to Finkle! 11/12/2010 11:56

    If anybody needs me, I’ll be over at Joe Rogan’s Twitter.

  10. rokan 11/12/2010 11:57

    I’m watching the squirrels run around in my back yard and i shit you not, the black ones can jump higher.

  11. Watt 11/12/2010 11:59

    That was pretty funny actually.

    And nsfw something completely different

  12. Liquid Monkey 11/12/2010 12:00

    Is there anywhere I can put in my vote for her as mother of the year? I hope she gets hit by a cement truck and the kids get separated and placed in foster care. It’s the only way they’ll have any chance of having a more normal life.

  13. rokan 11/12/2010 12:06

    I’d like to sniff her pencil.

  14. RemSteale 11/12/2010 12:09

    White squirrels cant jump?

  15. Watt 11/12/2010 12:23 morning

  16. Watt 11/12/2010 12:43

    nice to see she’s found work since caprica got canceled

  17. RemSteale 11/12/2010 12:49

    And she looks so happy about it Watt.

  18. Chicagoaniml 11/12/2010 12:49

    Brandy you need to stop writing the last paragraph of your posts cauS it’s never funny! Just post the news caption you copy and paste and let us make Fun of it.

  19. Dirty Dirt McGirk 11/12/2010 12:51

    wtf is caprica? it sounds like a cooking s.p.y.i.c.e

  20. RemSteale 11/12/2010 12:52

    Its a cancelled TV show DDM

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