Amber Heard is a lesbian now

Amber Heard was at the GLAAD 25th anniversary party in Hollywood this weekend, and that would seem to be a good place to do it if she wanted to tell everyone she’s gay. And so that’s what she did. And I would be all, “Oh my gosh that sure is surprising” if I could remember who Amber Heard was and if that was the appropriate response. Radar says…

Amber, who is Johnny Depp’s leading lady in his upcoming The Rum Diary, and who costarred in Zombieland and Pineapple Express … said she had to ask herself if by being closeted, she was part of the problem in denying “millions of hard-working, tax paying Americans” their rights.
Van Ree is a photographer and artist. She and Heard have quietly been together since 2008 but the GLAAD celebration was their formal coming out as a couple.
“She is beautiful,” Heard said of van Ree. “I mean, you’d have to be crazy not to want to go out with her.”

That’s actually a really really good point. Sex with girls is so great I’m amazed all girls aren’t gay. I mean I’ve never had sex but from what I understand it’s terrific. OH GOD I’M SO LONELY!