Chelsea Handler (who was sleeping with the president of E when she got her talk show. which is on E. what a coincidence!) was in Mexico last week, spending her Thanksgiving vacation with new BFF Jennifer Aniston. Gee, I wonder what they talked about. Us.com says…
“(Angelina Jolie is) a homewrecker,” Handler, 35 (*), said.
“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f***ing c*** ,” Handler bellowed.
“You’re a f***ing b***h!”
7 years. It’s been 7 god damn years since Jolie was cast in Mr and Mrs Smith. And yet, here we are. What’s more likely, that Jolie seduced Pitt, or that Aniston is an unstable asshole and drove Pitt away. It’s not his fault she can’t keep a boyfriend. On the bright side, if that bitter old bitches pussy gets any more neglected and ignored maybe Angelina will adopt it.
(*) 35? seriously? jesus christ she might as well have said 18.
That’s not how you do an up-skirt…..
It could be worse. She could be a non-fucking cunt.
Stick to blowing N*ggers
Ex-Dallas QB Don Meredith died, more important than this roach ever will be
Lets see, one fugly no talent a$$ clown calls a chick way hotter than herself a C U Next Tuesday, hmmmmm. I have an idea, when you finally get fired from your E show you can make extra money by parking cars in that hollowed out tunnel of a vagina of yours
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing US currency.
Don Meredith was one tough mother fucker…….. R.I.P. Don
Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
They say that alllllllllllllll good things must ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
Call it a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights, the partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
And tomorrow starts the same old thang againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Good night, funny man
I highly recommend the Hollywood Babble-On podcast if you like hearing Chelsea Handler referred to as a talentless cunt week after week, and honestly who doesn’t?
yep
meh
Finks: Whats the deal with the truck in your profile? A play on Z’s pic?
A play on Z’s pic? Never…
11:15 and no second poop yet.
I think my asshole needs stimulation.
The technical term for Ms. Handler is:
…Blouwzer…….
Observer,
See my comment at 13:18
Call me
Rokey Dokey…….
….I’ll e-mail you a tub of vaseline ………
…I’m sure you can find someone to apply it for you………be careful if you choose Pepper……..because he smells great….
Observer,
No way could I choose from one of you.
You are all a bunch a swell fellas.
RokAN………
…the fact that you swallow no longer impresses me……
i accidentally swallowed a quarter saturday night. it has yet to come out.