Chelsea Handler called Angelina Jolie a “f***ing c***.”

By brendon December 06, 2010 @ 12:02 PM


Chelsea Handler (who was sleeping with the president of E when she got her talk show. which is on E. what a coincidence!) was in Mexico last week, spending her Thanksgiving vacation with new BFF Jennifer Aniston. Gee, I wonder what they talked about. says…

“(Angelina Jolie is) a homewrecker,” Handler, 35 (*), said.
“She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f***ing c*** ,” Handler bellowed.
“You’re a f***ing b***h!”

7 years. It’s been 7 god damn years since Jolie was cast in Mr and Mrs Smith. And yet, here we are. What’s more likely, that Jolie seduced Pitt, or that Aniston is an unstable asshole and drove Pitt away. It’s not his fault she can’t keep a boyfriend. On the bright side, if that bitter old bitches pussy gets any more neglected and ignored maybe Angelina will adopt it.

(*) 35? seriously? jesus christ she might as well have said 18.

(30) Comments

  1. avatar
    p e p p e r 12/06/2010 12:03

    That’s not how you do an up-skirt…..

  2. avatar
    MrAdams 12/06/2010 12:10

    It could be worse. She could be a non-fucking cunt.

  3. avatar
    Tom Foolery 12/06/2010 12:11

    Stick to blowing N*ggers

  4. avatar
    Tom Foolery 12/06/2010 12:24

    Ex-Dallas QB Don Meredith died, more important than this roach ever will be

  5. avatar
    asiegel674 12/06/2010 12:28

    Lets see, one fugly no talent a$$ clown calls a chick way hotter than herself a C U Next Tuesday, hmmmmm. I have an idea, when you finally get fired from your E show you can make extra money by parking cars in that hollowed out tunnel of a vagina of yours

  6. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 12/06/2010 12:32

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing US currency.

  7. avatar
    LuckyBastard 12/06/2010 12:32

    Don Meredith was one tough mother fucker…….. R.I.P. Don

  8. avatar
    The Original Lo Rider 12/06/2010 12:45

    Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    They say that alllllllllllllll good things must ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
    Call it a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights, the partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    And tomorrow starts the same old thang againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    Good night, funny man

  9. avatar
    GivinUpTheFight 12/06/2010 12:56

    I highly recommend the Hollywood Babble-On podcast if you like hearing Chelsea Handler referred to as a talentless cunt week after week, and honestly who doesn’t?

  10. avatar
    rokan 12/06/2010 13:04


  11. avatar
    Watt 12/06/2010 13:05


  12. avatar
    Tom Foolery 12/06/2010 13:11

    Finks: Whats the deal with the truck in your profile? A play on Z’s pic?

  13. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 12/06/2010 13:15

    A play on Z’s pic? Never…

  14. avatar
    rokan 12/06/2010 13:18

    11:15 and no second poop yet.

    I think my asshole needs stimulation.

  15. avatar
    Observer 12/06/2010 13:24

    The technical term for Ms. Handler is:


  16. avatar
    rokan 12/06/2010 13:27


    See my comment at 13:18

    Call me

  17. avatar
    Observer 12/06/2010 13:35

    Rokey Dokey…….

    ….I’ll e-mail you a tub of vaseline ………

    …I’m sure you can find someone to apply it for you………be careful if you choose Pepper……..because he smells great….

  18. avatar
    rokan 12/06/2010 13:37


    No way could I choose from one of you.

    You are all a bunch a swell fellas.

  19. avatar
    Observer 12/06/2010 13:49


    …the fact that you swallow no longer impresses me……

  20. avatar
    i hate you 12/06/2010 13:50

    i accidentally swallowed a quarter saturday night. it has yet to come out.

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