Emma Stone looks worse in Spider Man

Emma Stone has naturally glorious red hair, and no girl with red hair should ever ever dye their hair blond because white girls with blond hair are boring, but she had to for Spider Man 4 or Spider Man 1 or whatever the hell they’re calling it, which began filming yesterday in LA. Because she’s playing Gwen Stacy, who has blond hair. And if someone just said, “Oh hi Gwen Stacy”, while looking directly at Emma Stone with red hair, it would be pandemonium. “Where’s Gwen Stacy,” the audience would scream. “Is she behind that fox with the red hair? What’s going on, what’s happening? THIS IS NOT WHAT I’M USED TO! AAAHHHHH!!!!”