Dina Lohan says that her loser daughter is “deeply hurt” after an episode of Glee “went overboard” in making fun of Lindsay, simply because she’s a complete fuck up who chose to get drunk and high every day for the past five years and then lie about it constanly. Radar says…
(Gwyneth) Paltrow recently appeared on Glee and played a Spanish teacher who taught a lesson that included asking the class: “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” And, she then quizzed the class in Spanish, “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”
“Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth,” Dina Lohan (said).
“Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did she have to do that?’”
“We are the first to make fun of ourselves in our family,” explained Dina.
“And Lindsay has even done SNL a few times, but Gwyneth went overboard and it was unnecessary.”
“It was really hard for her to watch… it was hurtful not funny.”
Aww honey, whaa’ happened? You’ve been so nice to everyone, especially the people in Hollywood, why are they mean to you. You’re reliable. And honest. Overall, steady as a rock. You haven’t dicked over anyone or stolen their time and money. This is madness.
In fact Lindsay is so sweet and innocent, when they draw her in court, they draw a little baby lamb with angel wings.
Where’s the comedy?
I usually prefer something with a bit of a heel, but I’m really digging those boots.
Has this bitch showed her gash yet, ala Britney Spears? I can’t remember.
I guess it was Kinda mean?
Nice Boots!
See my baby’s being prosecuted just like Jeebus. Sacrificing her innocent goodness so that we may have eternal strife.
New gay up, Taint weeds.
Gwenyth says whats in the script. So I don’t get how Dina is mad at the actress. Unless of course you’re the mother of a bad actress and you can’t tell the difference between reality and whats on TV, then it all makes sense. Also, this story is like a month and a half old, so if she doesn’t want Lindsay to feel bad, why is she bringing it up again ? As fucked up as Lindsay is, with parents like hers, she never stood a chance……
There are only a few people I like less than Paltrow, and the Lohans are a lot of them. This story is win-win as far as I am concerned.
Well, actually they draw this: http://tiny.cc/5o9an
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My dick would treat her like a lady…..
Cunt