Henifaa Yopez is a pervert who flashes her kitty in public

By brendon December 01, 2010 @ 11:53 AM

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Jennifer Lopez was married to a waiter named Ojai Noa from 1997-1998, but he’s still not out of her life because, since at least 2006, he’s been trying to release a book and video about her, one that would seemingly violate a confidentially agreement he signed in 2002.

The reason he keeps trying to release these things is because the video shows Lopez flashing her vagina in public, and he’s under the impression that’s something people want to see (EDITORS NOTE: it’s not. I mean, I would watch it but I’m a fuckin weirdo so my endorsement certainly isn’t gonna help his case any). Radar says…

Jennifer Lopez is caught on hours of new video “exposing her genital area in public” and displaying other “deviant behavior”, according to documents just filed in the singer’s high-stakes legal fight to keep the tapes secret.

Noa’s attorney described what’s on the tapes…

“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past.”
“This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”

In hindsight, the 1997 Jennifer Lopez was kind of hot wasn’t she? That’s when she was just a dancer, and dancers are perverts so maybe this video would be good. If it were shot now it would be horrifying. We both know she’s too arrogant to shave down there, so it would be a middle aged Puerto Rican woman after having twins. It would look like a black sheepdog panting in the summer.

wwtdd

(26) Comments

  1. JUB-JUB 12/01/2010 11:58

    first

  2. i hate you 12/01/2010 12:00

    holy shit. did you see the profile of that ass?!?! sometimes i just forget bc it’s only been 2 wks since i have been reminded.

  3. RemSteale 12/01/2010 12:01

    Its certainly something you could rest your beer on, i hate you

  4. MrAdams 12/01/2010 12:03

    Since when is flashing the kitty considered “deviant”? I think that’s a way of giving to others, like charity. Just don’t try to report it on your income tax return.

  5. SsnakeOil 12/01/2010 12:06

    I’m with Mr. Adams on this one. If we’re going to punish people for being friendly, what kind of society are we creating?

  6. Tom Foolery 12/01/2010 12:07

    Spite F day, gonna be official.

  7. rokan 12/01/2010 12:08

    so, where are those pictiures?

    i’m in la today.

    anyone want to have lunch?

  8. RemSteale 12/01/2010 12:09

    Wait, women arent supposed to flash their pussy at you?

    That would explain a few things……

  9. smellsgreat 12/01/2010 12:15

    Well…where are they?

  10. smellsgreat 12/01/2010 12:16

    I bet she gives great cameltoe….

  11. i hate you 12/01/2010 12:19

    rokan, i could have had lunch yesterday. i think pam might live there. i did meet a crazy bitch named suzie. she will have lunch with you i am sure and she is dirty.

  12. Habitual Line Stepper 12/01/2010 12:20

    That sign is missing the ‘c’ in ‘Lacking’.

  13. Watt 12/01/2010 12:25

    You need a 10 inch meat whistle to get to the lips

  14. RemSteale 12/01/2010 12:27

    You could always attack from the rear instead, ay Watt

  15. MrAdams 12/01/2010 12:33

    If the front door is blocked, and the back door is locked, stick it down her chimney.

  16. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 12:35

    I smell tacos.

  17. SomeoneluvsU 12/01/2010 12:47

    She’s no Paula Abdul

  18. SomeoneluvsU 12/01/2010 12:47

    Or Paula Poundstone for that matter

  19. Death to Finkle! 12/01/2010 12:50

    …Paula Deen… Pauly Shore…

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