Jennifer Lopez was married to a waiter named Ojai Noa from 1997-1998, but he’s still not out of her life because, since at least 2006, he’s been trying to release a book and video about her, one that would seemingly violate a confidentially agreement he signed in 2002.
The reason he keeps trying to release these things is because the video shows Lopez flashing her vagina in public, and he’s under the impression that’s something people want to see (EDITORS NOTE: it’s not. I mean, I would watch it but I’m a fuckin weirdo so my endorsement certainly isn’t gonna help his case any). Radar says…
Jennifer Lopez is caught on hours of new video “exposing her genital area in public” and displaying other “deviant behavior”, according to documents just filed in the singer’s high-stakes legal fight to keep the tapes secret.
Noa’s attorney described what’s on the tapes…
“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past.”
“This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.”
In hindsight, the 1997 Jennifer Lopez was kind of hot wasn’t she? That’s when she was just a dancer, and dancers are perverts so maybe this video would be good. If it were shot now it would be horrifying. We both know she’s too arrogant to shave down there, so it would be a middle aged Puerto Rican woman after having twins. It would look like a black sheepdog panting in the summer.