When we last saw Jennifer Aniston, she was pouting (shocking, I know) about Chelsea Handler calling Angelina Jolie a “cunt”, immediately after Handler and Aniston went on vacation together. Apparently Aniston thought everyone would assume they spent the vacation trashing Angelina. And 10 points to Aniston, because she was correct, and that is in fact what everyone thinks.
Now, Popeater says Aniston has done what she does best: excruciating amounts of soul searching followed by feeling sorry for herself.
“Jen and Chelsea haven’t officially fallen out but they certainly won’t be going on vacation together for a long time unless Chelsea promises to never talk about Angelina again,” a friend of Chelsea’s tells me. “She understands that what Chelsea did was out of loyalty, but it didn’t help. In fact, it made things worse.”
“Jen is a very private person. It’s one thing to crash Angelina in private; it’s another to do it in public. Chelsea should have known better and is feeling Jen’s cold shoulder for her mistake.”
No, Jen is not a very private person. That’s why we’re still talking about this. Because she cried about Brad Pitt Brad Pitt Brad Pitt to anyone who would listen for 5 years. You could record every single word Pitt says for an entire year, and if you didn’t know any better, you’d swear he’d never even met Jennifer Ansiton.
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Is that the dude from Duran Duran? Or is it The Flock Of Seagulls?
If you don’t want to fuck Jen, not to worry, I’ll take your turn!
How can you not love a girl who loves to show off her nipples?
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/1/35/jennifer-aniston-ADOPT.0.0.0×0.276×300.jpeg
Yumb!
The Cure tbh.
she is obsessed with a cleanly waxed clam.
THEY WERE ON A BREAK
I thought that linked website was called ‘poopeater’…I got excited for a moment.
And now for something completely different…
Lindsey Lohan
Lady GaGa
And now back to Jen crying about Brad.
http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php
I wish Aniston would show a lot more skin in her movies…….
….then I would truly truly want to see her nude…..
^ Ten bucks says that’s Rokan’s homepage.
DTF, hate me a little today – it’s been a slow one
The highest aspiration on this site……:
If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.
I’ve seen one of those. I wish I could say it was mine. It was pretty impressive.
That chicks feet are are dirty DTF.
She obsesses over Brad Pitt while you obsess over Lindsay Lohan. What’s the difference? Besides the fact that most people think your g a y for thinking Aniston isn’t hot… f a g
So, does “Original” mean you’re the War version and not the Blues Traveler one?
i hate you
SCUM’s pointing out that a chick getting fucked with a reciprocating saw by another chick has dirty feet reminds me of Buscemi’s “Can I get a cleaner mug? This one’s dirty…”
And yeah, I noticed that too.
next up in cunts no one cares about anymore…jennifer aniston….
Is that a Kink.Com product DTF?