Jennifer Love Chewit is gettin me all hot

By brendon December 30, 2010 @ 10:46 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt And Her Mom Out And About In Beverly Hills

Jennifer Love Hewitt paused form doing interviews about how she’s not fat and actually really beautiful to go to lunch with her mom in Beverly Hills. Which was apparently not a special enough occasion for her to not dress like a runaway. I bet if you took a box of Entenmann chocolate chip cookies, and then dumped them at her feet, I bet she would crawl around on her hands and knees and pick up at least half of them before realizing this was a test. That she failed.

(12) Comments

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    rokan 12/30/2010 10:59

    Hey now!

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    Mac-Daddy 12/30/2010 11:10

    mmmm Coookies!

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    SsnakeOil 12/30/2010 11:18

    Hey, some people like the fat, ugly, slobby-dressed librarian look.

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    Olaf Metal 12/30/2010 11:35

    I dewey her right in the decimal system

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    rokan 12/30/2010 11:59

    New up, fuck-tards

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    The Original Lo Rider 12/30/2010 12:05

    Yea but the new up sucks. BrenD0|\| is a fucking home. I’d make sweet love to JLH in a field of moonbeams while unicorns and fairies frolicked nearby.

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    Observer 12/30/2010 15:45

    Guys don’t make passes as girls who wear glasses…..

    …BUT…they will squeeze their asses…..and that is a lot of ass to squeeze…..

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    Observer 12/30/2010 15:47

    I STILL whack it to Jennifer Loves Chew-itt…..

    …for Auld Lang Syne…….doncha know….

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    Gildorg 12/30/2010 16:59

    I am with you on that one, Observer!

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    buzzhorn1 12/31/2010 15:37

    I love this chick. Unfortunately like all the other girls I love she acts like she doesn’t know I exist. Wait a minute, maybe it’s because she doesn’t know I exist.

    I do love her and I don’t think she could do anything to make herself unhot.

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