Jessica Simpson sold $750,000,000 in clothes

By brendon December 07, 2010 @ 2:46 PM

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This story should be a real inspiration for someone who sucks at something (fashion, for example) but still wants to make a lot of money doing it.

The Jessica Simpson Collection, it turns out, has become one of the most successful celebrity fashion lines of all time, according to WWD. It will most likely become the first ever to earn more than a billion dollars in retail sales, considering her line brought in a whopping $750 million in retail sales this year alone, WWD reports.
Simpson’s estimated net worth from all the shoes, clothes and accessories she’s selling? A cool $100 million

Word is that Simpson will capitalize on her new fatness by expanding into a plus size line of clothes. Although Simpson is dumb as a rock, she might just think the + means her shoes are now fortified with vitamins or something.

wwtdd

(64) Comments

  1. The Original Lo Rider 12/07/2010 14:53

    I expect she sold a lot of stuff that didn’t fit anymore.

  2. Joust 12/07/2010 15:03

    butter in ass,

    when dark cherry, minimosh, and everyone else have fled the comment section once and for all… will you still be coming by to read rokan’s daily dose of senseless dookie remarks? this place is already a ghost town, aside from the puppets. i can’t imagine why.

  3. Tom Foolery 12/07/2010 15:03

    The retired football player that landed her just pulled a nice piece of plus sized sugar momma tail. Deebs/I would hit the broke version.

  4. PamGivesOrgasms 12/07/2010 15:03

    The US has that many fat people?
    Everyone should look like me.
    Lean , mean and a sex machine.

  5. butter in ass 12/07/2010 15:07

    Joust…what Puppets…how do I spot one……?

  6. Joust 12/07/2010 15:08

    i take it that’s a yes.

  7. SCUM 12/07/2010 15:14

    WWD = WeWantDurden ?

  8. The Original Lo Rider 12/07/2010 15:18

    None of the regulars have left, they just stopped posting or developed “lives” for a while. We all come back now and again.

  9. mandyD 12/07/2010 15:19

    I love her song Public Affair!

  10. SomeoneluvsU 12/07/2010 15:22

    Stiffler’s mom is looking a bit bloated

  11. Observer 12/07/2010 15:26

    It is amazing the “slimming effect” that 750mil can have on a chubby chick….

  12. SomeoneluvsU 12/07/2010 15:29

    What the story left out is that half of her sales are for frilly lingerie that Petey Wentz wears….

  13. Observer 12/07/2010 15:31

    “expanding” the line into “plus size”…..

    …I would have thought she had started the line there……

    …unless of course…..like Jenny Loves Chew-it…..she thinks a size 14 is small….

  14. butter in ass 12/07/2010 15:32

    Joust..you take what is a YES?
    I don’t get it?

  15. PamGivesOrgasms 12/07/2010 15:33

    Observer, I’m a size 2 but I love a size 14.

  16. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/07/2010 15:38

    joust, there is a special feature on durden to filter all poop talk. just press alt and F4. It should work out great for you.

  17. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/07/2010 15:39

    I’m guessing that MandyD checks her twitter and facebook evert 10 minutes.

  18. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/07/2010 15:53

    i do not like it when chunky bitches use their fat tits and some kind of mo-mo pull over to make a tit tent to hide their fupa/gunt/bunt.

    This place seems pretty slow when no one is talking about poop.

  19. Death to Finkle! 12/07/2010 15:59

    Nice shoes, Pam.

  20. The Original Lo Rider 12/07/2010 16:00

    OnePuppet you seem pretty bitter and beaten down by life. Does someone need a hug?

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