This story should be a real inspiration for someone who sucks at something (fashion, for example) but still wants to make a lot of money doing it.
The Jessica Simpson Collection, it turns out, has become one of the most successful celebrity fashion lines of all time, according to WWD. It will most likely become the first ever to earn more than a billion dollars in retail sales, considering her line brought in a whopping $750 million in retail sales this year alone, WWD reports.
Simpson’s estimated net worth from all the shoes, clothes and accessories she’s selling? A cool $100 million
Word is that Simpson will capitalize on her new fatness by expanding into a plus size line of clothes. Although Simpson is dumb as a rock, she might just think the + means her shoes are now fortified with vitamins or something.



















I expect she sold a lot of stuff that didn’t fit anymore.
butter in ass,
when dark cherry, minimosh, and everyone else have fled the comment section once and for all… will you still be coming by to read rokan’s daily dose of senseless dookie remarks? this place is already a ghost town, aside from the puppets. i can’t imagine why.
The retired football player that landed her just pulled a nice piece of plus sized sugar momma tail. Deebs/I would hit the broke version.
The US has that many fat people?
Everyone should look like me.
Lean , mean and a sex machine.
Joust…what Puppets…how do I spot one……?
i take it that’s a yes.
WWD = WeWantDurden ?
None of the regulars have left, they just stopped posting or developed “lives” for a while. We all come back now and again.
I love her song Public Affair!
Stiffler’s mom is looking a bit bloated
It is amazing the “slimming effect” that 750mil can have on a chubby chick….
What the story left out is that half of her sales are for frilly lingerie that Petey Wentz wears….
“expanding” the line into “plus size”…..
…I would have thought she had started the line there……
…unless of course…..like Jenny Loves Chew-it…..she thinks a size 14 is small….
Joust..you take what is a YES?
I don’t get it?
Observer, I’m a size 2 but I love a size 14.
joust, there is a special feature on durden to filter all poop talk. just press alt and F4. It should work out great for you.
I’m guessing that MandyD checks her twitter and facebook evert 10 minutes.
i do not like it when chunky bitches use their fat tits and some kind of mo-mo pull over to make a tit tent to hide their fupa/gunt/bunt.
This place seems pretty slow when no one is talking about poop.
Nice shoes, Pam.
OnePuppet you seem pretty bitter and beaten down by life. Does someone need a hug?