Julia Stiles denies being a homewrecking whore

(NOTE – this was the only Julia Stiles picture I could find where she wasn’t at least a little bit weird looking. that’s her in the gray, all the way to the left)

In 2002, Michael C. Hall married actress Amy Spanger, whom he met while they starred in the Broadway production of Chicago. A few years later, in 2006, he began working on Dexter. Later that year he divorced Spanger and started dating Dexter co-star Jennifer Carpenter. They got married in 2008. Now he’s divorcing Carpenter, perhaps because he was having an affair with Julia Stiles.

Hey, try and guess how Hall and Stiles met. E! says…

the rumors began that Hall has been romancing Julia Stiles, who plays his love interest on Dexter.
(But) Stiles insists she and Hall are not seeing each other.
“I have absolutely nothing to do with the split between Michael and Jennifer,” Stiles says in a statement released by her rep. “We are good friends and enjoyed working together. This is a personal matter between them, and we should respect their privacy. Although I too prefer to keep my private life, private—I felt compelled to dispel the rumors I was somehow the cause for this matter.”

The weird part is that Hall didn’t sleep with Julie Benz when she was on the show all those years. That’s sure as hell what I would have done. My dick would have been such a permanent fixture inside of her, even doctors would think we were conjoined twins.