“Get ready to adjust your iTunes.” said the Huffington Post (“Not gonna be an issue,” replied every straight male on earth) because Katy Perry will now be known as Katy Brand following her marriage to alleged comedian Russell Brand in October.
When asked by Ellen DeGeneres (in an appearance that will air today) if she’ll take Brands last name, Perry said she already has.
She’s called Brand, she told Ellen, “sometimes when people try to get my attention. Like if I’m at an event or something like that and they want special attention. They go, “Mrs. Brand!” and I go shwoosh [looking back].”
Wow that was a really good story Katy. I’m glad you went on TV and told it. Someone said your name and you turned around? GTFO. They should make a movie out of this amazing tale. I bet it would win First Prize at the Adrenaline Awards, in the No Fucking Way! category.
Mr and Mrs Bland
I think he should have changed his name to Russell Perry.
You say it’s a boring story but you post it anyways. Is Kim still sleeping and you have nothing to post about her yet?
MrAdams, hilarious, as usual.
Anything that makes Katie Perrie’s tits “swoosh” around has to be a good thing…….
i bet my right hand that this marriage lasts less then 24 months.
Thanks, but I can’t take all of the credit. I was inspired by the post.
they did a nice job photoshopping out her pock marks and horrendous facial skin.
Russell Brand’s commentary on the IFC biopic of the career of Monty Python was the most boring and obnoxious crap I’ve listened too in some time……..
Don’t you just love it when 2 gimmicks get together to create one super gimmick. It’s a rare sight in nature and we are all lucky to witness it. Plus it’ll save on ammo to take them out.
They should both change their names to Tyler Perry so they can continue to produce shit, but black people will give them money for it.
Haven’t bought a magazine in years, this isn’t stopping that streak. Morning societies shortcomings.
Was the name Russell Perry taken?
Hi Zombie…nice avatar..where did you find it?
love those tatas
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