Katy Perry is changing her name to Katy Brand

“Get ready to adjust your iTunes.” said the Huffington Post (“Not gonna be an issue,” replied every straight male on earth) because Katy Perry will now be known as Katy Brand following her marriage to alleged comedian Russell Brand in October.

When asked by Ellen DeGeneres (in an appearance that will air today) if she’ll take Brands last name, Perry said she already has.

She’s called Brand, she told Ellen, “sometimes when people try to get my attention. Like if I’m at an event or something like that and they want special attention. They go, “Mrs. Brand!” and I go shwoosh [looking back].”

Wow that was a really good story Katy. I’m glad you went on TV and told it. Someone said your name and you turned around? GTFO. They should make a movie out of this amazing tale. I bet it would win First Prize at the Adrenaline Awards, in the No Fucking Way! category.