Lindsay Lohan assaulted a staff member at Betty Ford

Lindsay Lohan has patiently tried to explain to us that she’s a sweet little angel and everyone is mean to her all the time for no reason, and yet we did nothing, and now it’s happened again. This time a staff member at Betty Ford actually started a fight with Lindsay, out of nowhere, for no reason whatsoever.

It all started when Lindsay left rehab and went to a bar, then broke curfew…

The Palm Desert Police Department is now investigating an altercation that occurred after Lindsay and her roommates reportedly went to a bar and came back home.  Upon arriving at the house, the incident with a female staffer from Betty Ford allegedly went down.
The police received a call at 1:03 AM on December 12 for “hand-to-hand battery.”
Cops came to Betty Ford after receiving the call and interviewed both the staffer and Lindsay.  We’re told the staffer “desired prosecution.”

Does Lindsay have a different version of the story, one where she’s the victim? Oh gosh I don’t know, let’s find out…

Lindsay claims a female staff member was “unfairly” scolding her about the situation  … and demanded the actress take a drug/alcohol test. We’re told it was during the heated exchange that the woman “put her hands on Lindsay.”
Lindsay claims she told the woman, “Take your hands off of me” and then “pushed back.”
We’re told Lindsay feels the staffer has had it out for her for a while … and with LiLo reaching the end of her stay at the clinic, the actress believes the staffer was looking for a final confrontation.

Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. This woman had it out for Lindsay. It makes perfect sense. I imagine the drug councilors at Betty Ford to be real petty and vindictive people, with no patience or sympathy. Lindsay, on the other hand, is a delight, whose biggest fault is her love for following the rules. Someone needs to bang a gavel because as far as I’m concerned, this case is closed.