Lindsay Lohan is naked (no not really)

By brendon December 08, 2010 @ 4:56 PM


There’s a picture everywhere today (uncensored full size copy here), purportedly showing Lindsay Lohan topless in a promo for Inferno, a movie that never really existed but one that she got fired from anyway.

In reality, the picture shows Tamara Mellon, the millionaire founder of Jimmy Choo who was at one time attached to star in this pretend movie, and I guess that was enough for the hack director to make her pose for naked pictures. I guess that’s his thing. He pretends to be a director and gets some sexy girl to take her clothes off. It’s a pretty sleazy move, and any girl should run in this situation. Unless I’m the director, in which case relax baby. Look, I put out fresh fruit and everything, it’s all very classy.

(NOTE – Tamara Mellon is also the girl who was on St Barts all last summer, on the island with her occasionally topless ladyfriends for some sun and a box lunch, if you catch my drift.)


(54) Comments

  1. butter in ass 12/08/2010 17:02


  2. butter in ass 12/08/2010 17:04

    more like oranges……..

  3. rokan 12/08/2010 17:06

    Nice pussy

  4. rokan 12/08/2010 17:06

    I bet her clam smells like kitty litter.

    Does she know how dirty that cat’s feet are?

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/08/2010 17:15

    wow! A 47 picture gallery from over a year ago, re-posted under the Lohan Moniker. It must really be an extremely slow news day.

  6. Observer 12/08/2010 17:18

    In 73 days this one is legal (Victoria Justice)……(as if THAT ever mattered)

    …and we’re reading THIS crap?

  7. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/08/2010 17:20

    she must be a really important person, she has both an iPhone AND a blackberry in that picture.

  8. OrangeYouGladBanana 12/08/2010 17:21

    Observer does a halfturn in his worn and torn swivel chair which squeaks and then stops. His eyes gaze upon the bookshelf full of countdown clocks with pictures of various full nude ladies taped at their side.

    73 days…

  9. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/08/2010 17:22

    orange, you are a time traveler! your account says it was created Tomorrow!

  10. Observer 12/08/2010 17:24

    My chair is WELL oiled, damnit……

  11. OrangeYouGladBanana 12/08/2010 17:25

    That’s weird, because I live in yesterday

  12. Observer 12/08/2010 17:25

    Sad story……

    the crippled ship is crippled…..

  13. mikey the retard 12/08/2010 17:28

    i am hallergik to kats. gram syas they are sneeky

  14. butter in ass 12/08/2010 17:29

    Observer…how about your asshole?

  15. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/08/2010 17:31

    does anyone else find it very funny that fox puts “fair and balanced” under their logo?

  16. Observer 12/08/2010 17:33

    Butter in ass………

    ALWAYS the same question!!

    … about it?

    …it’s still off limits to you and Rokan…..

  17. butter in ass 12/08/2010 17:34

    I don’t get it?

  18. VaginaOfParis 12/08/2010 17:36

    Those are some nasty hangers in #22

  19. OrangeYouGladBanana 12/08/2010 17:36

    The heroic story of the crippled sargent from Forrest Gump comes to an end and I sit back and enjoy my Bayou Surpise and spill some on the Bubba Gumps floor for the fallen homies and on the feet the overly happy to see me waitor.

  20. rokan 12/08/2010 17:41

    I feel like Mikey is really starting to get this place.

    He makes more sense than most of us.

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