Hugh Jackman rode a zip line from the top of the Sydney Opera House down to the stage where Oprah Winfrey was filming one of her Australia shows today, but then instead of stopping, he crashed into a lighting rig which broke and sent a small piece of glass into his eye. “Hey you’re payin for that,” Oprah probably thought to herself. “What am I, made out of lighting rigs?”
Sky News says…
Jackman flipped 90 degrees on impact and damaged a spotlight, then hung from the gantry for several seconds before descending to the stage.
‘It’s a little hot up here,’ were Jackman’s first words.
‘I’m not hundred per cent, I’ve hurt my eye.’
Winfrey called for an ice-pack and paramedics rushed to the stage to treat Jackman for his injury as a break was ordered in the filming of the program.
Maybe Jackman had an accident because people aren’t supposed to be zip lining into rooms. I know he’s a big action star, but this had disaster written all over it. And I’m no pansy. In fact I’m a complete badass. I even have a cobra tattoo on the top of my foot, because my kicks are like the sting of the mighty cobra.
He should have landed on Oprah……
…she’s not lesbian anymore…..
That’s why actors DO rehearsals…..
this was all pretty stupid. The stunt, the show, Oprah ( who is a HUGE racist both physically and mentally), this post….all stupid.
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Some where in LA Tom Cruise is LOL…..
http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/2010/12/the-shake-weight-works-on-so-many-levels-gif/
awww what happend? the paid for spam link above me didn’t work out right? But you paid for it? I’d demand a refund or at least retribution.
They both deserve a good fist-fucking
I have some dried brown in the corner of my middle finger nail. I did have a chocolate chip muffin this morning, and I’ve also made 2 poops. I want to know if i have chocolate of poop smear on my fingernail, but I am afraid to find out which it is.
and a good worming.
poop
and by both of them, I meant Pepper anmd Observer.
Joust, you’ve come full circle, and now are one of us…talking about poop. Congratulations!
Rokan……
…..your admiration and desire for me is flattering….
….and may not always be unrequited…
One Puppet., clean it out with a toothpick and send it to me. I’ll run it through the lab and get back to you.
Or, you can man-up and taste it
Rokan…..
…when “sink-pooping”…..
…does one brace oneself on the faucets?…..or the spout?
thank you DDM! i see you exercised a little more creativity when choosing a new name this time!
So fucking sick of people doing whatever they can to impress or please that fat bitch.
He deserved this.
I’m with Stedman on this one.
I think someone else made that suggestion as well. I am honored, but barely hold a candle to his ability to bitch and complain. I do enjoy the poop talk though.
Rokan, are you breaking into hospitals and playing doctor again?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/13/cdiff-superbug_n_796156.html
Observer,
You have to back up to it and hang your shitter over the edge, then you grasp the bottom or the sink.
My caution is that when your balls hit the cold porceline it makes you pee, which of course goes on the floor.
Rokan…..
…worming prep school……
http://www.voyeurweb.com/contris/WhatISaw/ws201012/20101206-157693/index.html
(NSFW……for some)