Tuesday morning headlines

By brendon December 14, 2010 @ 10:43 AM

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CARRIE FISHER – is the ultimate fantasy for millions of nerds, and apparently a few of those dorks got to make their dreams a reality. “I certainly have, along the way, slept with a nerd. But I don’t think I ever got anything out of it except the sex. Nerds will surprise you. They’re way more enthusiastic.” Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was considered sexy. What the hell was that all about? (the sun)

MICHAEL C. HALL AND JENNIFER CARPENTER – star on Dexter of course as brother and sister, but IRL have been married for the past 2 years. Now they’re getting divorced. That should be comfortable for next season. They should make her still sleep with him to ease the transition. Look honey, do you wanna be an actress or not? (ew)

KATY PERRY – wore this, I don’t know, toy soldier, I guess, outfit to play some radio stations concert in New York City. This chick is a fuckin weirdo.

(19) Comments

  1. butter in ass 12/14/2010 10:55

    Fucking boring clown……she should join the circus

  2. Chicagoaniml 12/14/2010 11:13

    You don’t think Sarah was hot? Wow, you really do like the Cock Brandy-boy.

  3. SomeoneluvsU 12/14/2010 11:17

    I would do carrie fisher if she would wear the slave girl outfit..
    and oh, we’d need Kirstie Alley to play the part of Jabba the hut.

    And for the record, in case she reads Tyler….. I LOVE Jennifer Carpenter..

  4. Death to Finkle! 12/14/2010 11:21

    Wood eye? Wood eye???

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/14/2010 11:22

    other then her tits, i don’t see ANYTHING worthwhile about Katy Annoying as fuck Perry.

  6. Death to Finkle! 12/14/2010 11:23

    Pepper’s fake ‘stache > Katy Perry’s fake ‘stache

  7. Watt 12/14/2010 11:26

    Sarah still is hot. And I think if you zoom in you can see the sperm on her tongue

  8. Watt 12/14/2010 11:29

    Paris anyone (city not whore) http://i.imgur.com/7cghx.jpg

  9. SomeoneluvsU 12/14/2010 11:37

    Finkle
    Hair lip, hair lip

  10. Watt 12/14/2010 11:41

    Carrie fisher looks more like jaba the hutt nowadays

  11. One Puppet To Rule Them All 12/14/2010 11:51

    Some people may cry over the Michael C. Hall news.

  12. clownqueef 12/14/2010 11:56

    I never got the Jennifer Carpenter thing. she has the body of an eight year old boy (i would know) and a crooked face. and her eyes are too far apart, like a fish. and i cant stress the “crooked face” aspect enough; it looks like she has a minor stroke a few years ago. and her no-ass/no-tits is fucking annoying. i dont get it.

  13. The Original Lo Rider 12/14/2010 12:28

    20 years from now, Katy will be on some fat show talking about how hot she used to be, like Erica Elainaik or Kelly LaBrock. She’s just damned irritating. If she didn’t have those tits there’d be a bounty on her ass.

    I’ve just started watching the Dexter series – so far very interesting.

  14. Observer 12/14/2010 12:30

    One Puppet To Rule Them All…..@11:22….

    other then her tits, i don’t see ANYTHING worthwhile about Katy Annoying as fuck Perry.

    Whilst I agree with your statement…..what else WOULD there be?

    ….if you could see her hairy pussy and fat ass…..you might see a bit of worth there as well….

  15. Observer 12/14/2010 12:31

    Does Dexter have enough naked chicks to make it worth watching for me?

  16. Observer 12/14/2010 12:33

    I used to make my G.I. Joes fuck my sister’s Barbies……(when she wasn’t looking)…….

    ….(my sister that is….not Barbie)

  17. Observer 12/14/2010 12:37

    Incredibly fascinating “New Up”….

  18. Admiral 12/14/2010 14:18

    Katy Perry is one of those, “Gotta-live-it-all-do-it-all” type people. In other words, she’s a whore and shouldn’t be trusted.

    Unless her anecdotes are just a marketing ploy like Lady GaGa. And then she’s just a puppet and still can’t be trusted.

  19. zencat002 12/14/2010 23:49

    I would hit ‘er in the shitter. See what I did there?

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