01.03.2011 brace yourself: Lindsay Lohan is NOT staying in rehab

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Earlier it was reported that Lindsay Lohan was staying in rehab another week because she was so committed to her recovery, but now there’s a story that’s so shocking, I’m scared to touch my monitor, for lightning bolts might literally leap out of the screen and electrocute me.

Lindsay Lohan has been released from the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California  after a 90-day stint in rehab, Radar has learned.

Oohhh, gosh, you don’t say. So what was that bullshit about staying longer?

“Even though Lindsay is free from the court order on January 3, she has decided she only wants to be released from Betty Ford once her new living arrangements (on the beach in LA) are complete and ready for her arrival,” an insider close to Lohan’s camp said.
“In the event her the home is ready, she will be released Monday — if not, it could be Tuesday.”

So she was just gonna hang out at Betty Ford until her new drug den was finished. Yeah that makes more sense. That sounds more like Lindsay. I wonder where her new house is. I can hardly wait for her next police report to find out the details.

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  1. Mac-Daddy 01/03/2011 16:37

    Oh jesus christ….Stop reporting on this bitch already!

  2. MrAdams 01/03/2011 16:39

    Nobody I know gives even half a shit about LiLo. Next!

  3. Death to Finkle! 01/03/2011 16:39

    Please, touch your monitor.

    TOUCH IT!!!

  4. i hate you 01/03/2011 16:40

    B U K A K E ! ! !

  5. VaginaOfParis 01/03/2011 16:42

    hat trick

  6. rokan 01/03/2011 16:45

    poop

  7. Chicagoaniml 01/03/2011 16:46

    If you were funny with these Lilo posts then we wouldn’t mind….but you have yet to say one funny thing out of the 100 LILO posts last year.

    I’d still fuck her.

  8. Observer 01/03/2011 16:47

    I believe I discussed this on the prior Lindsay post…..

    …call me when we get the shower scene rape pictures…..

    …make sure she’s hanging those “hangers” over the towel rail in a few of the shots……

    …and I’m “o.k.” if some of the scene is simulated…

  9. ohmwrecker 01/03/2011 16:47

    If 90 days isn’t enough, then it ain’t gonna work.

  10. Observer 01/03/2011 16:49

    I actually DO hope she can find happiness and peace of mind…..

    …as long as it is in the center of a bukkake circle…..

    …or a 5-way Double Penetration fest

  11. SCUM 01/03/2011 16:51

    I wish it was a Gordie Howe hat trick.

  12. Tom Foolery 01/03/2011 16:51

    Shocked face…this guy

  13. Observer 01/03/2011 16:51

    If Lindsay had a three-cock penetration……

    …would the proper phrasing be…”Herbie fully loaded”?

  14. ohmwrecker 01/03/2011 16:53

    I’ve named my cock Herbie: Fully Loaded in the hopes that Lindsay will snort a line off of it.

  15. SCUM 01/03/2011 16:58

    Herpes Fully Loaded?

  16. HoboNutsACk 01/03/2011 17:00

    Natural Hat Trick

  17. uknowwhere2findme 01/03/2011 17:01

    I’ve named my cock Herpie: Fully Loaded in the hopes that Lindsay will snort a line off of it.

  18. uknowwhere2findme 01/03/2011 17:01

    Damn you SCUM!!!!

  19. Observer 01/03/2011 17:02

    Pepper…..

    ….you should have asked for faster fingers for Christmas……

  20. uknowwhere2findme 01/03/2011 17:03

    Observer…I asked…did not cum….

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