Cameron Diaz at the Green Hornet premiere

By brendon January 11, 2011 @ 3:25 PM

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Seth Rogen stars as the Green Hornet in the new movie of the same name, but I’m the one who’s really green today. Green with envy that is, because he got to be so close to the lovely Cameron Diaz. She’s not as pretty now as she was before she had to kill Mace Windu, but he was a powerful Jedi, and that lightning bolt thing she did with her fingers would take a toll on anyones looks

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(32) Comments

  1. MrAdams 01/11/2011 16:42

    Does anybody have a Retard-English translation dictionary?

  2. MrAdams 01/11/2011 16:43

    She could be the spokeswoman for Bondo.

  3. SomeoneluvsU 01/11/2011 16:44

    I gots dis ebonics one? why you axe?

  4. SomeoneluvsU 01/11/2011 16:47

    Adams,
    I’ve seen stucco houses with less layers…

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/11/2011 16:53

    new up. recycled seymore pics…

  6. Beppo 01/11/2011 16:54

    Mikey, Papa is still cross with you. I have no time to waste on a rude boy who doesn;t follow through on his commitments. Let us forget for a moment that the Reich would not have allowed you to be any more than a man servant who politley turned his head whilst holding out my undergarments fro me each morning. The fact that the Americans allow you free access to their society so you can leer at buxon young women with their formfitting bras and short skirts with no stockings, their nubile young thighs rubbing ever so slighlty against each other, while between, Mikey, yes between those thighs lies a moist and dewy heaven dripping with succulent honey, the rapture of which a mongoloid like you will never know, until at last you part her trembling lips and >>>>>
    Oops, I’ve soiled myself!

  7. RedRage 01/11/2011 17:02

    A+ work Beppo! Hilarious.

  8. Observer 01/11/2011 17:11

    Beppo……

    ….trenchant observation…

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