The official story is still that Charlie Sheen was only in a hospital yesterday because of a hernia he got from laughing too hard, and yet, today he “voluntarily” entered an undisclosed rehab, and his CBS show Two and a Half Men will be temporarily shut down because of it.
Sheen’s highly successful sitcom, Two and a Half Men, is going on hiatus due to the star’s decision to enter rehab, according to a statement from CBS, Warner Bros. Television and executive producer Chuck Lorre.
“We are profoundly concerned for his health and well-being, and support his decision,” they say in the statement.
Well, obviously he was forced to do this, because not only does he not care about getting clean, he thinks he’s cool. Earlier today, a source told People.
“He loves the attention, he loves to shock people, he loves that he gets away with all of this. And he can because there are no consequences – that’s the problem. It’s who he is, like it or leave it.”
Could someone please just introduce him to Lindsay so we can get this over with and move on with our lives.
PREDICTABLE UPDATE - In a text message this evening, Sheen said, “I’m fine. People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”
Demi Lovato just left re-hab. Maybe we could follow her every move while we wait for Charlie to have a heart attack and die?
That’s right. Like it or leave it. The only consequence I have is achey balls from all the fucking. I won’t die MrAdams. Ever. Once I get my suitcase back I am gonna blow lines off your mom’s tits.
i really thought you had something great here chuck. way to go and ruin it and by it i mean the hookers and blow.
Charlie you quitter!
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Damn Spammers!!!
Looks like we have Mr. Sheen for the weekend!
I wonder how long he will actually stay in the Rehab, since he went in on his own…
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Charlie Fucking Sheen Mother Fucker? That is so pathetic. Why don’t you quit sucking the cum stains from Charlie’s man-thong and face reality? He is shit, and you are just wannabe shit.
I’ll give him 24 hrs before he calls Sasha Grey to cum pick him up and suck the coke residue out of his limp noodle. Lol
I don’t hate anyone. I grew out of that shit when I killed that stupid loud mouth bully jerkoff that said I had a coke problem. Lol
Love and be loved!! Too many haters nowadays.
Let’s focus more attention on all the aliens living in our world undetected!!
Maybe Charlie is an alien?? That’s why he hasn’t died yet. He’s immune to what makes us humans weak!!
Wait a minute?? Maybe that last 3 foot rail I tooted has got my mind running haywire?
Get over it people!! No one really talks about shit unless they dig the shit
YA DIG!!! Pass the COKE
A COLA!! I just drank a whole 2 liter. Maybe I need to check myself into rehab?? Lol
And by the way it losers!! Loosers would be those cheap dime piece whores!! Lol
Can YOU dig it??!!!
Wow, the faceless Cabo strikes again!!!
Hey MrAdams, here is one for ya, in honor of Mr. Sheen!
~”Women! What can you say? Who made’em? God must have been a fuckin genius. The hair… they say hair is everything you know. Have you ever buried you nose in a mountain of curls? Just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips…and when they touch yours like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits…Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya.., like secret searchlights. Mmm legs… I don’t care if they’re Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What’s between em…passport to heaven!”~
Right on Mr. Gildore. Passport to heaven. I can DIG IT!!
Without women, sheep wouldnt be lonely.
Worship Women as Charlie does Coke!!
Love em forever. Then check into rehab!!lol
Cause they will make you crazy!! J/K
I love women!! Tits and Slits!!
It’s their minds that I love the most..
Stop the cave man ways. Worship women!!
It’s a great way to get your cock stepped on!!
Some people get off on getting kicked in the balls by women.
I say ouch!! I’m out on that.
So why do I allow then to put my balls into a meat grinder!!
Different strokes for different folks!!
Another day in paradise!!!
Live strong and pound that shit!!!
Out of order, I show you out of order. You don’t know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I’d show you, but I’m too old, I’m too tired, I’m too fuckin’ blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I’d take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you’re talkin’ to? I’ve been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn’t nothin’ like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you’re merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are… executin’ his soul! And why? Because he’s not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you’re gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!
Dammit. l was so close to winning my dead pool!!!
Touche! MrAdams!
That movie is kind of full of great quotes, kinda like Big Trouble…
Jack, who do you have in your deadpool? I’ve got Elton John.
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Gee, I guess that is a post, but it kinda looks like more damn Spam!!!
Here is another one in honor of Mr. Sheen:
~ We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.~
See how long this last for……sober for one month tops.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Fucking bats!!!