“Hey. Hey Victoria Silvstedt… little help?”

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 10:15 AM


Victoria Silvstedt was in St Barts yesterday, enjoying the water in a bikini, I think while an old lady lay in the sand dying behind her. So Victoria did the polite thing and moved down the beach a little. She deserves a little dignity in her final moments. RIP old fat lady with the dyke haircut. We’re gonna miss ya.


(38) Comments

  1. uknowwhere2findme 01/07/2011 10:18

    That ass is just waiting for me to rape once or twice…….
    The chick in the white bikini….not so much!!!

  2. MrAdams 01/07/2011 10:28

    So Barney Frank was in St. Barts yesterday too?

  3. Gildorg 01/07/2011 10:36

    I don’t know… The chick in the white has been a professional whore since she was 17… I mean, she/they can afford the best docs for those “occassional” itches that come up…

  4. uknowwhere2findme 01/07/2011 10:41

    Brenda…any pictures of the old woman’s Clam?

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/07/2011 10:58

    so there is a professional whore who is the topic of this post, and not a single attempt was made to insult her, be mean, or even call her out for being an actual paid for whore….COMPLETE FAILURE!!!

    Fuck it, at least it’s not a Lohan post…..

    Good morning salad tossers, anyone else getting snow?

  6. Tom Foolery 01/07/2011 11:03

    I seriously thought that was a dude at first

  7. uknowwhere2findme 01/07/2011 11:15

    DDM…not sure if I will make it home tonight…my car sucks the big one with 1/2 of inch of snow on the road……

  8. Tom Foolery 01/07/2011 11:17

    One Puppet=DDM?

  9. uknowwhere2findme 01/07/2011 11:21

    Check out the big brain on Tom!!!

  10. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/07/2011 11:32

    rwd m3? low profile summer tires…yeah, you are taking the train home.

  11. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/07/2011 11:32

    yeah tom, i am what i am.

  12. The Original Lo Rider 01/07/2011 11:37

    I also thought the old chick in the background was a man. A big brea-wearing man. I’m no less unsettled now that it’s a woman

  13. ohmwrecker 01/07/2011 11:42

    Why is Ernest Borgnine wearing a bra?

  14. nolachi 01/07/2011 11:47

    Newbie here. All I got to say today is GEAUX TIGERS MFs

  15. Observer 01/07/2011 11:54

    That hot babe lying down should lose the see-thru undies…..FAST!

  16. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/07/2011 11:56

    time to drop that giselle post out of the crowd favorites…. that shit was from 2 months ago, and also 2010. She got her monies worth already….

  17. rokan 01/07/2011 12:03


    I think that’s a Bro.

  18. rokan 01/07/2011 12:07

    One puppet,

    I have snow here in Michigan today. Did not toss any salads last night, but I did fuck my girlfriend twice, but purposely left her unsatisfied this morning cause she showed up at 1:00am, kept me up late and I was to tired to rub her clit for a half our before I had my coffee.

  19. uknowwhere2findme 01/07/2011 12:21

    I’m with Observer on this one….
    I bet she has a fresh looking clam!!

  20. DarkCherry 01/07/2011 12:24

    how pissed do you think this whore was that her grandmother refused to get out of her staged pap shots?

    and really Grammy needs to get a better fitting bra, it’s not supposed to be that high up on your back.

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