Jennifaa Yopez threatened Ricky Gervais

As you know, Ricky Gervais didn’t exactly endear himself to some people in Hollywood Sunday night as host of the Golden Globes, because they felt his jokes crossed some line and were too mean or too personal.

So when it was her time to go on stage and present an award, Jennifer Lopez, an egomaniac who can’t handle any criticism, went and told Gervais she would jump him after the show if he said anything bad about her.

Lopez said: “I was sitting in the audience and was thinking, ‘Oh my God, what’s he gonna say about me?’
“So I went backstage and I got him, right before we were about to go out. I can’t say everything I said – because you’d have to bleep me – but I told him, ‘Listen, I’m from the Bronx, I fight, my husband fights – we’ll beat you up after the show. I mean it!’
“He was like, ‘No, it’s not that bad. I promise you’ll like it – it’s funny!’ But I scared him.”

Shut your mouth little girl. My dick weighs more than Marc Anthony, probably taller too, so please, by all means, have him come fight me. And I would never ever advocate hitting a girl, but I would definitely push Jennifer Lopez if she tried to punch me. Hard. Hard enough where she’d roll, at least twice. And that is not a girl built for rolling. That ass probably hits the ground like a sandbag, so you can imagine how hard I’m gonna push her.