Jessica Simpson is a drunk

January 26, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Luckily, Jessica Simpsons fame whore fiance Eric Johnson played in the NFL, so he’s really strong and can pick her up when she gets drunk and collapses in a heap. Like she did last night at Katsuya (sushi restaurant) in Hollywood. At least I assume she collapsed in a heap. Because she’s doubled in size over the past year except for her legs which are still thin. I honestly have no idea how they’re holding her up. If she gains another 5 pounds she should probably move to the moon.

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