When Kim Kardashian appeared naked except for silver paint in W magazine (pictures here), it looked very much like a girl who was naked except for silver paint.
This was news to Kim apparently, who broke down and cried about it on last nights episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Us magazine says…
“Oh my God, I’m more naked that I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. [W magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples!”
Indeed, although Kardashian’s most private parts were covered up on the fashion bible’s cover image, interior shots revealed her breasts in all their glory.
“The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen,” she continued. “I feel so taken advantage of.”
Kim seems like a nice enough lady and I usually defend her, but she does know what paint is, right? And what it does? It just takes something and makes it a different color. In this case her nipples. It doesn’t make things disappear. That’s why we call people who paint things “painters” and not “magical wizards”.
i hate this fat pig bitch. why are you nice to her? you do not stand by your convictions. you defend her at the expense of your own soul.
fuck you
Kim seems like a nice enough lady and I usually defend her, but she does know what paint is, right?
Lady?
WTF…
Since when does a chick who takes a big black veiny cock up the ass be referred to as a lady…….?
I usually put my blow in the ass crack of my ladies. I am going to need more coke for this soul lovin’ sista’…..
I’d be embarrassed by those nipples, too. But, why should she really care? What is it with American society and the sanctity of a bump and brownish skin on some fatty tissue? That’s all a nipple really is.
It’s not sacred: there are more of them than there are people on the planet, and if people were a commodity, there are so many they’d give them away 2 for a dollar.
Are those the pictures of the legendary silver backed whale? Do they show her using her blow-hole?
Brennifer loves her because she pays for his monkey ass to eat. She’s a goatfaced twat with no talent. I expect more stories about her tomorrow.
That is the silver backed monkey lover Mr. Adams.
Oh, my bad. She just eats sperm whales for breakfast.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?!?!?!!?
Everyone loves Hugh Jackman. Kim Hobitchian seems nice. This site has officially turned into a nicer more Hollywood kiss-ass version of E! At least they have Joan Rivers. That old bitch don’t give a fuck and would be a breath of fresh White Shoulders smelling air around this motherfucker.
Seriously. Does anybody even remember when this site was funny? Or mean? It was so long ago it seems like I must have imagined it. Really, was there ever anything funny going on here? There’s definitely no trace of it now.
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He’s nice to her cause this site and HER site are all owned by the same company. Look at the bottom of the main page for links to hers.
How could she be “more naked then playboy”? Is she spreading the clam that has seen more black dicks then a basketball stadium.
But she is hot an has a big round ass I love so if I can fuck her I’ll let this stupidity pass.
chiefs this is funny and brenda would like to fuck this dude prbly.
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“But she is hot an has a big round ass I love so if I can fuck her I’ll let this stupidity pass.”
And that offers coming from sombody that thinks “America The Beautiful” is the national anthem.
Fuck.
So that wasn’t black paint on the dick that was sliding in and out of her mouth in her sex tape ?
dude you are a moron, i read your site because work is boring as shit, but honestly there is no rhyme or reason whatsoever to anything you write. Your opinions are moronic, you constantly fail to update the site for days at a time, and I’m pretty sure you love cock. Get a life dude.
I can’t own KK…evidently slavery ended. I’m going to go buy a goat and get it tit & ass implants. My only concern is keeping the cycle cell filled dicks away from my goat.
You goat’s dick is filled with cycles? I’m so confused.
Jungle-bunnies aside, you’d have to go to Africa to find bigger nipples than hers.
Christ, I thought Peppers were big!
Personally, I’ve always loved chicks who strip down, spread their clams and then claim they were “taken advantage of”……
…I think the more accurate term would be “utilized”….