Lindsay Lohan now lives next door to Samantha Ronson

By brendon January 04, 2011 @ 9:59 AM

General View, GV , Lindsay Lohan Home

Let’s be perfectly clear: Lindsay Lohan is white trash, granted it’s white trash with very nice tits. White trash often has the nicest tits for some reason, or maybe it’s just that they’re the ones who let you see them the most.

But she’s definitely white trash, from a family of white trash, and she’s not ever gonna change, at least not until she has to suffer some real consequences for her actions. Which she hasn’t. And that’s why, yesterday, before she even left drug rehab, she moved in next door to – and I don’t mean that in a general sense, I mean literally 30 feet away from – Samatha Ronson. That’s both their houses in the picture above. Lindsays is on the right.

Ronson, you no doubt remember, is her ex girlfriend, the girl who works in bars and clubs and has been the central figure in Lindsays life for the past 2 years, when she was at her drunkest, highest and most useless, when she starred in way more mug shots than movies. Ronson even showed up yesterday while movers were unpacking Lindsays stuff.

In summation, if you live in Venice, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, and don’t stop until you reach Irvine. Go, now, leave everything, forget about your parents, they had their chance, save yourself.

wwtdd

(36) Comments

  1. uknowwhere2findme 01/04/2011 10:03

    Zombie..look at picture #6….now, That’s a Porsche!!!!

  2. rokan 01/04/2011 10:23

    I’d rather live in an outhouse.

  3. Woodsman 01/04/2011 10:23

    not a lot of lawn to mow

  4. rokan 01/04/2011 10:30

    It has the same basic architecture as a prison cell.

    I here all the best homes in California are poured concrete.

  5. SomeoneluvsU 01/04/2011 10:33

    I pity whoever has to unpack those boxes…
    and of course, by boxes I mean Sam and Lindsay.

  6. Woodsman 01/04/2011 10:36

    by lawn to mow I meant … never mind

  7. rokan 01/04/2011 10:38

    Looks like beach grass.

    I don’t think that needs to be mowed.

  8. SomeoneluvsU 01/04/2011 10:39

    Woodsman,
    I think Ronson has astroturf…

  9. Woodsman 01/04/2011 10:40

    the exterior looks worse for wear … and by exterior I meant

  10. Observer 01/04/2011 10:41

    Pepper…..

    …why is the sidewalk so clear in that video…..and then street is impassable to both a tow truck and a front-end loader…….

    …also……do New Yorkers know that tire chains can be put onto tire……and not just Italian’s faces?

  11. rokan 01/04/2011 10:42

    Could be just a kind of southwestern motif, kind of sand and gravel with an inexpensive array of shrubbery.

    I think Woodsman is right that its very low maintenance.

  12. Woodsman 01/04/2011 10:43

    Rok: those aren’t poured concrete, they’re dyke houses: no studs and all tongue in groove

  13. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/04/2011 10:46

    so for 2011, we are back to 5 lohan posts a day?

  14. rokan 01/04/2011 10:46

    Woodsman,

    Are you inferring that Ronson takes it in the dovetail?

  15. Observer 01/04/2011 10:47

    Woodsman…..

    ….very funny….

  16. DarkCherry 01/04/2011 10:47

    hum guess Sam is blonde again too… and LL didn’t buy the house, she’s only renting…

  17. SomeoneluvsU 01/04/2011 10:48

    With lap siding…

  18. uknowwhere2findme 01/04/2011 10:48

    Observer…I believe chains are not legal in NYC…..Why are the sidewalks clean?
    The city fines you if you don’t clean the sidewalk…….

    I see Lilo and Sam like to live in a house built from….wait for it….

    Cuntcrete…..

  19. Watt 01/04/2011 11:08

    Zombie didn’t buy his porche with money made from sucking dick.

    …or did he? *cue overly dramatic music*

  20. rokan 01/04/2011 11:15

    Pepper,

    How close is your office to the Daily Planet?

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