Let’s be perfectly clear: Lindsay Lohan is white trash, granted it’s white trash with very nice tits. White trash often has the nicest tits for some reason, or maybe it’s just that they’re the ones who let you see them the most.
But she’s definitely white trash, from a family of white trash, and she’s not ever gonna change, at least not until she has to suffer some real consequences for her actions. Which she hasn’t. And that’s why, yesterday, before she even left drug rehab, she moved in next door to – and I don’t mean that in a general sense, I mean literally 30 feet away from – Samatha Ronson. That’s both their houses in the picture above. Lindsays is on the right.
Ronson, you no doubt remember, is her ex girlfriend, the girl who works in bars and clubs and has been the central figure in Lindsays life for the past 2 years, when she was at her drunkest, highest and most useless, when she starred in way more mug shots than movies. Ronson even showed up yesterday while movers were unpacking Lindsays stuff.
In summation, if you live in Venice, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, and don’t stop until you reach Irvine. Go, now, leave everything, forget about your parents, they had their chance, save yourself.
Zombie..look at picture #6….now, That’s a Porsche!!!!
I’d rather live in an outhouse.
not a lot of lawn to mow
It has the same basic architecture as a prison cell.
I here all the best homes in California are poured concrete.
I pity whoever has to unpack those boxes…
and of course, by boxes I mean Sam and Lindsay.
by lawn to mow I meant … never mind
Looks like beach grass.
I don’t think that needs to be mowed.
Woodsman,
I think Ronson has astroturf…
the exterior looks worse for wear … and by exterior I meant
Pepper…..
…why is the sidewalk so clear in that video…..and then street is impassable to both a tow truck and a front-end loader…….
…also……do New Yorkers know that tire chains can be put onto tire……and not just Italian’s faces?
Could be just a kind of southwestern motif, kind of sand and gravel with an inexpensive array of shrubbery.
I think Woodsman is right that its very low maintenance.
Rok: those aren’t poured concrete, they’re dyke houses: no studs and all tongue in groove
so for 2011, we are back to 5 lohan posts a day?
Woodsman,
Are you inferring that Ronson takes it in the dovetail?
Woodsman…..
….very funny….
hum guess Sam is blonde again too… and LL didn’t buy the house, she’s only renting…
With lap siding…
Observer…I believe chains are not legal in NYC…..Why are the sidewalks clean?
The city fines you if you don’t clean the sidewalk…….
I see Lilo and Sam like to live in a house built from….wait for it….
Cuntcrete…..
Zombie didn’t buy his porche with money made from sucking dick.
…or did he? *cue overly dramatic music*
Pepper,
How close is your office to the Daily Planet?