Lindsay Lohan now lives next door to Samantha Ronson

January 4, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Let’s be perfectly clear: Lindsay Lohan is white trash, granted it’s white trash with very nice tits. White trash often has the nicest tits for some reason, or maybe it’s just that they’re the ones who let you see them the most.

But she’s definitely white trash, from a family of white trash, and she’s not ever gonna change, at least not until she has to suffer some real consequences for her actions. Which she hasn’t. And that’s why, yesterday, before she even left drug rehab, she moved in next door to – and I don’t mean that in a general sense, I mean literally 30 feet away from – Samatha Ronson. That’s both their houses in the picture above. Lindsays is on the right.

Ronson, you no doubt remember, is her ex girlfriend, the girl who works in bars and clubs and has been the central figure in Lindsays life for the past 2 years, when she was at her drunkest, highest and most useless, when she starred in way more mug shots than movies. Ronson even showed up yesterday while movers were unpacking Lindsays stuff.

In summation, if you live in Venice, run, run as fast as your legs will carry you, and don’t stop until you reach Irvine. Go, now, leave everything, forget about your parents, they had their chance, save yourself.

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