Lindsay Lohan was turned down for Celebrity Apprentice

We really need to preface this story about the person who didn’t make the cut for Celebrity Apprentice by listing all the misfits who did.

La Toya Jackson, Gary Busey, David Cassidy, Meatloaf, Lisa Rinna, Dionne Warwick, Richard Hatch, Marlee Matlin, Nikki Taylor, Jose Canseco, Hope Dworaczk, Mark McGrath, Lil Jon, John Rich, Star Jones, NeNe Leakes

As you can see, it’s a parade of Hollywood royalty. Every name, an entertainment legend. So Lindsay should be honored to have even been considered. Life and Style says…

Lindsay Lohan was rumored to be a part of this season’s Celebrity Apprentice, but the Donald turned her down.
“[The Lohans] approached me, and we did talk about it. It’s just not the right time,” Donald Trump told Life & Style. “Lindsay has to straighten herself out first. And I know Dina, she’s a really lovely woman. I don’t think she gets very much credit – she’s tried. I know Michael a little bit. It could happen in the future, but right now we need to see Lindsay get straightened out.”

It’s too bad because we both know Lindsay would have ended up going down on everybody to win the challenges. That unrated DVD would sell more copies than the Bible.