Monday morning headlines

By brendon January 03, 2011 @ 10:39 AM

The Town

PETE POSTLEHWAITE – died last night, from cancer. He was 64, and made his career by looking 64 for the past 20 years while being the best actor in movies like the Usual Suspects, Inception, and the Town. Called “the best actor in the world” by Steven Spielberg, he gave a movie credibility and made at least part of it good. I’ll get you for this cancer! (people)

LINDSAY LOHAN – gets out of rehab today, and this time will be totally different from the other 90 times she’s broken the law or gone to rehab or both. This time she even went to Whole Foods and read a magnet, then posted it on twitter. “The future depends on what we do in the present.” Oh shit. She’s so different now. If she tweets the Emerson one about what lies inside of me, I’ll vote for her to be President of Earth. She’s an amazing woman now!!! (huff post)

DAVID ARQUETTE - has entered rehab for addiction to alcohol and depression. Looks like someone didn’t read Lindsays magnet. (e!)

SITE NEWS – OK I’ve clearly been lazy as hell lately. Actually that’s not true, I’ve been working on other stuff for the site, but either way the page has been slow for a few weeks and I apologize. But that’s wrapped up, for the most part, and I still have some stuff to catch up on, like the top 100, but now the page will be back to normal. Which means mediocre. Honestly if I were you I’d go watch some TV or something. Have you seen Nikita. That’s a good show. And they put Maggie Q in yoga pants a lot. I would go watch that if I were you.

(21) Comments

  1. rokan 01/03/2011 10:44

    What happened to 1-50?

    I feel used and dirty.

  2. Woodsman 01/03/2011 10:44

    He out-Kaiser Soussey’d Kaiser Soussey and was the best part of The Town.

  3. Admiral 01/03/2011 11:01

    Actually, if you stop the “Top 100″ stories now you’ll quite literally have only the top half of 100, so you can give up now and still be fulfilling your quota. 2010 was so 3 days ago.

  4. Watt 01/03/2011 11:14

    He’ll get around to it soon, roke. Don’t worry your wookie fur off.

    That dodgeball movie was on last night. Reminds me of all the times I’d beat off to Christine Taylor while watching Hey Dude!

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/03/2011 11:14

    I’d like to read a site news update that reads:

    “We’re back to making fun of celebs, ripping on them mercilessly, and being funny about it the whole time.”

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  7. rokan 01/03/2011 11:17

    Watt,

    I sure do like pumpkins.

  8. One Puppet To Rule Them All 01/03/2011 11:19

    “Actually that’s not true, I’ve been working on other stuff for the site”

    This is true, now anyone can pay 25$ and phantom spam this site with a link for the page you are already one.

  9. Porchmonkey4life 01/03/2011 11:22

    I think things have been slow because Brenda got a fleshlight for Christmas.

  10. Watt 01/03/2011 11:26

    I have to agree, nikita is an entertaining show. And by entertaining I mean I’d fuck the living daylights out of maggie q

  11. Observer 01/03/2011 11:28

    Sometimes he spells his name:

    Postlethwaite….

  12. MrAdams 01/03/2011 11:52

    So it’s a new year and we’ve got Lindsay Lohan stories? Weird.

  13. uknowwhere2findme 01/03/2011 11:54

    My goal in 2011 is to run as few Puppets as possible…..

  14. Observer 01/03/2011 12:02

    Uknow where to find the Pepper…..

    ..what did you give your wife from Christmas?

  15. Woodsman 01/03/2011 12:08

    Obs: it’s now spelled Posthumous

    Too soon?

  16. Observer 01/03/2011 12:09

    Woodsman…..

    ….nice!!

  17. Squabbler 01/03/2011 12:11

    Gotta admit…didn’t realize the florist from The Town was the same guy from Inception and Usual Suspects. Just didn’t recognize him, I guess. Cancer ate his ass up, apparently.

  18. SomeoneluvsU 01/03/2011 12:14

    I’m with Keyser Söze on this one

  19. Observer 01/03/2011 12:28

    I’m with Jennifer Loves (to) Chewitt…..on the new “up”….

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