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By brendon January 19, 2011 @ 10:39 AM

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MIRANDA KERR – posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he’s 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics)

BRUCE WILLIS – was a pain in the ass to work with on Cop Out, according to director Kevin Smith. “I had no fucking help from this dude whatsoever.” And yet that movie totally worked, on every level, a modern masterpiece. The creative process sure is a mystery. (filmdrunk)

HALLE BERRY – is supposedly on good terms with her ex Gabriel Aubry, who is also the father of her 2yo daughter, but yesterday he filed for custody, setting up a potential tug-of-war with their child. Not a literal tug-of-war with their child of course, though that would be way more exciting. (e!)

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – is ready to return to acting, perhaps playing a Nazi commander who refuses to execute POW’s at the end of WWII in With Wings As Eagles. Or perhaps playing something else, in a different movie. What am I, psychic? (fox)

RICKY GERVAIS – will not be hosting the Golden Globes again next year, saying he feels twice is enough. Which is how I now feel about watching the Golden Globes. (yahoo)

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  1. MrAdams 01/19/2011 10:42

    I wonder what Miranda Kerr’s titties taste like…

  2. Gildorg 01/19/2011 10:51

    Probably Orlando Bloom’s aftershave… I am guessing…

  3. Observer 01/19/2011 11:17

    DAMNIT..!!!

    …those WonderBras hide EVERYTHING……..

  4. gonzofish 01/19/2011 11:21

    Those WonderBras make every woman a C cup or bigger. They’re worse than when I found out that girl was a dude.

  5. Observer 01/19/2011 11:21

    Miranda….

    …a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat…..

    http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/vaginoplasty-case-study.html

  6. Observer 01/19/2011 11:22

    GonzoFish……

    …what if you find it’s a dude AND there is a baby in there?

  7. Sensei John Kreese 01/19/2011 11:30

    Hey you woodchuck, stop chucking my wood.

  8. Observer 01/19/2011 11:37

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01/19/aussie-couple-rescued-water-using-sex-doll-raft/?test=latestnews

  9. Sensei John Kreese 01/19/2011 11:43

    Obs,

    Aren’t the sex dolls with the big cans acceptable for a flotation device?

  10. Gildorg 01/19/2011 11:52

    I would think so… Perhaps only the Real Pamela Anderson would qualify…

  11. Observer 01/19/2011 12:26

    Sensei….

    …they float my boat…..that’s for sure…

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