braves the cold????? it was 50 degrees in NYC today so SHUT THE FUCK UP!
i would fuck the shit out of this girl, lady, woman….future slut. given the opportunity of course. opportunity comes in many forms.
i’m kidding of course.
5, 4, 3…
i think vanessa would really take a liking to me over time.
Well, I can at least respect her for having put the nude pics out there…
Might as well be honest about why you are popular with a huge chunk of your fan base!!!
I respect Vanessa because she has a furry, unkempt muff.
actually mr poopies it was not unkempt, but she had recently shaved the entire thing and it was in the process of growing back. the regrowth was maybe ungroomed…….
i wouldn’t want you to be disappointed when you went down on her shaved clam and all. i bet is smells like tiger lilies.
He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees the ghosts.
Wow, that is some study of those pics!!!
Well Rokan, to each his own…
If memory serves she had that smaller boobie, puffy-nipple thing going for her…
It isn’t easy to get excited about B Cups, but just for old time sakes…
Horray for Boobies!
(Granted, a link to those pics here would be helpful!)
Wait a second… How the hell did a fat Miley Cyrus post become a Crowd Favorite in one day when there is no crowd presently?
These are the questions which have puzzled Durdens since time immemorial.
Either that or its all a bunch of bullshit.
Hmm… I am starting to think that it might be the latter of the two possibilities…
Who’s ready for another drink?
I brought this bottle myself!!! I will fill up only two-three jelly jars with this Scotch… So get ‘em while they last!
Here ya go, MrAdams!
You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn’t he?
Shades of Eastwood. Charlie Bronson.
Duke Fucking Wayne!
Duke Fucking WAYNE!
Men build things, then we die. It’s in our fucking DNA! THAT’S WHAT WE DO!
And when it all falls down?
We build it right back up again.
But this time bigger. BETTER!
Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin’ beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Doing hard shit!
and that gives me a hard on… But not in a gay way or anything like that.
No, ‘course not
Yeah it goes without sayin’
I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Now they don’t want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don’t drink.
Don’t smoke. Don’t drive fast.
Kiss my ass!
Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin’ therapist?
There’s no fucking way he did!
John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that’s a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Because it’s none of your fuckin’ business!
Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin’ jaw and say…
Thanks for comin’ out.
Is that from “Brokeback Mountain”?
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