For the nine years that she starred in the Harry Potter movies, from 2001 to 2010, Emma Watson was contractually obligated to keep her hair long, so when she finished filming the final one 6 months ago, she went straight to the salon and had them chop it all off.
Now though, she’s remembering that she’s an actress, and a girl, and that girls who are actresses are supposed to be attractive. She told Elle…
“I’m kind of looking forward to getting to a cute little bob stage. I am trying to grow it but it’s slow, it’s taking a while obviously. If I want to keep acting it’s more flexible for me to have it longer for different roles, it’s quite a specific cut.”
Please note that the reason she cut all her hair off is because she wasn’t allowed to do it before. This coincides with my theory that girls are all argumentative, evil, black hearted monsters and all they ever wanna do is what you ask them not to do. If her contract said “shave your head” and “bind your breasts so they never grow”, her hair would be past her ass and she’d have G’s. Honestly, why are all you women such a pain in the ass?