Emmy Rossum explains how she prevents “penetration”

By brendon February 22, 2011 @ 1:14 PM

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In real life it’s easy for a girl to avoid “penetration”. The most common ways are by claiming my hour is up or by snickering when I ask her out. But what if that girl is a really really hot actress, and she’s naked, and she’s filming one of her many graphic sex scenes that are supposed to look real.

Because that basically describes Emmy Rossum on the Showtime series Shameless. So how does she keep simulated sex from being real sex? Let’s find out together, shall we?

Turns out there’s a gadget for that.
“We like it to be realistic but not real, but I wear something I call the ‘vag pad,’ it’s kind of a little triangular panty liner that you stick to you…”
Of course, given that it’s an active, “slippery situation,” sometimes, more than the pad is needed.

She also say’s that sometimes the guy will wear a sock. Though I don’t understand how either of these things avoids penetration. Her “vag pad” could be made of cement mixed with poison and teeth and razors and I’d still punch it in Emmy Rossum like my dick was a maul and her kitty was firewood.

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