Lindsay Lohan will return to her second home, a courtroom, at 1:30pct today, and be charged with felony grand theft for stealing a $2500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice, which she could have gone home and thrown on a pile of other things she’s stolen (partial, though oddly impressive, list here).
And though she was never charged with taking any of those things, they still might come back to haunt her as the DA is looking to admit them into evidence to show that Lindsay is a spoiled cunt who truly believes she’s entitled to do and take whatever she wants. And hopefully they’ll say it just like that. I wouldn’t change a word.
…prosecutors not only heavily considered the prior incidents in making their decision … they will ask the judge to admit the incidents into evidence to show “prior bad acts” if the case goes to trial.
Our sources say there are two other factors that weighed heavily in the decision to prosecute:
— Lindsay has had repeated run-ins with the law, including two DUIs.
— She repeatedly thumbed her nose at the legal system by failing to perform her probation requirements, blowing off court appearances (remember that trip to Cannes?) and acting disrespectfully before the judge (the whole fingernail thing).
The DA is already looking to put Lindsay in jail for 6 months for violating her probation, a charge separate from all this other stuff, so this might actually be really bad. Or really good, depending on how you feel about Lindsay. Her dumb ass has had every chance in the world, and she’s been too arrogant to take advantage of them, so they could sentence her to 10 years on Monster Island for all I care, or just put her on a rocket and shoot her into the sun. Good riddance you bony freckled menace.